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Another day of the endless torment. For the survivors anyway.
1x1x1x1 had been selected for the next round and was stretching, getting ready. They weren’t exactly happy to be thrown into a round again, but anything to get away from these energetic people. c00lkidd was always bouncing around and being a handful, Nosferatu was always talking in that stupid fucking posh tone and Noli was somehow both of them combined and ten times worse.
Speaking of Noli, he had also been selected killer for this round. 1x didn’t know this, being too focused on preparing their body for the exertion they’d surely have to endure. She really hated how tiring it was to chase those little pests sometimes.
Noli noticed 1x preparing for the round and grinned to himself.
They had picked up on the fourth dimensional being’s habits over their time being forsaken, and they knew he must have been killer next round too. Perfect, a double killer round.
”0H, 1x!” Noli chirped, noticing the way 1x tensed and sighed, already done with him.
”What do you want.” 1x groaned, only slightly turning to see the grinning maniac behind him.
”N0TH1NG!” Noli squeaked, barely holding back laughter. “Just wishing you good lučK next R0UŃD…!” He snorted before staring at 1x.
1x muttered something which was censored before continuing to set up all his flair and accessories. He liked to show off to the survivors even if he hated them. He wanted them to cower in fear, but also wanted them to appreciate their efforts to terrify them.
Their narcissistic thoughts were interrupted by the continuing staring by a certain someone. 1x froze again a little.
”…Are you going to keep looking at me like that?”
Noli didn’t respond, instead just slowly tilting his head.
”Are you a dog? Do you want a treat? Fetch me a beer then.”
Noli continued to turn his head, their mask doing a full rotation while 1x stared unamused.
”It’s not funny dude.”
He stopped turning his head and looked comically dejected, turning back in an exaggerated slouch. 1x wasn’t buying their attempt at whatever this was and waited until the round started.
Underground war.
1x landed in the round and started to charge towards the survivors instantly, memorising their spawn locations. Slashing and hacking at them he was able to take down a couple quite fast. They grinned, proud of themselves.
Then, they felt a tap on their back.
"Do you have a death wish?!" She exclaimed, honestly shocked that a survivor would be so stupid as to do that. Whipping their head around to glare at the idiot, their eyes werent met with a survivor, no. They were met with the shit eating grin of Noli.
She stared in silence at him for a moment before groaning and pinching the bridge of their nose. "Just don't get in the way." They muttered before searching for the survivors again. Noli followed very closely behind him the whole time, giggling occasionally.
Eventually Noli froze, hearing a survivor. 1x was already chasing someone in the distance but it wasn't them for sure. They looked around, feeling honestly quite alone now that 1x was far from him. Then, he saw it. Someone was doing a fake generator.
Noli grinned before snapping his fingers and teleporting next to the survivor.
"H3LL0, little 3LL10T... Long time no $33, huh?" Noli beamed, fondly remembering all the times him and 007n7 would torment this guy.
Elliot just slowly backed away before running. "They're N0 fun N0W4D4Y$, look, they don't even stop to CH4T!" Noli argued to himself before turning around and instantly shrieking.
1x was behind him. Noli didn't hear them approach and Noli also didn't expect them to be covered in blood.
"...Well aren't you a scaredy cat. Come on, that Elliot was the last survivor. Stop trying to make small talk." 1x muttered before pushing past Noli and chasing after the prey.
"RUD3." Noli said before teleporting again to a generator near 1x. As soon as he did though, 1x1x1x1 whipped around to look at him, glaring.
"The Elliot was RIGHT next to another generator!" 1x huffed. "Are you so focused on being with ME that you have no care for actually WINNING?" She snapped. Noli usually wouldnt back down on these types of things, but considering he wanted attention and was feeling particularly needy towards him, he shrunk down.
"0H! Right. s0rrY..." Noli numbled. He stood still, waiting until 1x started chasing after the Elliot again. They just sat in a strange silence before the round finally ended. Looks like 1x won.
After the round, 1x came and sat next to Noli when he was alone. 1x1x1x1 was hesitating before finally talking.
"Look, i... I'm sorry for snapping."
It was pretty quiet before Noli started giggling, then laughing, then cackling.
"0H YOU S1LLY GOOSE! You think 1 C0ULD be 4FFECTED by your WORDS??" Noli laughed it off as if it was some joke.
"...you seemed really upset in the round after I said it, so I'm gonna say yes." 1x muttered, looking oddly sincere.
"Well shut your G0B." Noli barked, crossing his arms and looking away.
1x gave Noli a quick peck on the cheek after some more quiet. Noli froze and then grinned AGAIN. (Does this guy ever stop smiling? This is a loop of torture, stop that goofy ahh hehehe im a silly man ahh smile fucking die noli)
"What was TH4T, hmmmm...?" Noli said.
"Shut it." 1x said.
Little did they know, John Doe was in the corner. He had just witnessed homosexuality.