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1. You're Such a Tease by Small_Fireball

   Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • Anakin Skywalker
   • Quinlan Vos
   • Mace Windu
   • Asajj Ventress
   • Top Obi-Wan Kenobi/Bottom Anakin Skywalker
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Second-Hand Embarrassment
   • Miscommunication
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Disaster
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi Needs a Break
   • Anakin Skywalker is a Tease
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Sex
   • Stripping
   • Strip Tease
   • Apologies
   • Obi-Wan is not having fun until he finally is (and its worth it)

   Summary

   Now that Obi-Wan is moving to Coruscant for a fresh start and a prestigious new corporate job, Quinlan decides his best friend needs a celebratory head start. After all, nobody ever died from a nice private lap dance, right?

   Obi-Wan absolutely hates the idea. He loves the stripper, though.
   Well… maybe he should have looked just a bit closer at the man in blue coveralls after all.

   Or: fifty shades of miscommunication, awkwardness, and yearning (so much yearning). Apparently, Obi-Wan has to learn the hard way how to differentiate between an actual stripper and someone who is just doing their job.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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