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“Use your fucking turn signal!” DJ pouted, frustrated at the driver in front of Superfish, proving that most drivers don’t know how to drive in the first place.
“DJ, it’s okay-”
“No! They expect us to respect them driving like jackasses!” DJ objected.
Superfish mumbled something that DJ couldn’t catch, but then..
“Why the hell are they braking?!” Superfish interjected, eyes glancing to the space clearly present in front of the driver.
DJ moved his eyes from looking at Superfish’s back, toward where they were heading.
Truth be told, there was a large gap between the driver and other vehicles.
“Do they have rocks in their head instead of a brain or..?” DJ facepalmed, completely flabbergasted.
“I’m actually starting to agree with you for some reason, human.” Superfish sighed.
The next few seconds were comfortable. No more stupid driving, no more yelling, just peace…
But unfortunately, their genuine moment of good luck had come to an end.
Superfish was humming a tune he had memorized, unaware that the driver in front of them was braking yet again.
“Superfish-” DJ croaked. Superfish didn’t answer and continued to hum the specific rhythm.
DJ sighed and thought, “I need to get his attention.”