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1. Call me Jane Doe by WriterZero

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   29 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • The Avengers & Original Character
   • Tony Stark & Original Character(s)
   • Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
   • Steve Rogers & Original Character(s)
   • Clint Barton & Original Character(s)
   • Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov & Original Character(s)
   • Original Characters
   • Tony Stark
   • Steve Rogers
   • Clint Barton
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Immortality
   • Found Family
   • Avengers Team Members Need Therapy (Marvel)
   • not an angsty immortal
   • more like "yay life is fun"
   • Fix-It
   • I Can Fix Them
   • scouring the internet for plot holes and fixing them
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • no beta we die like an immortal that comes back to life after a while
   • also some depictions of violence but not too graphic
   • Explicit Language
   • i mean you die and try not to curse while doing it sometimes

   Summary

   The young woman groaned, her voice thick with blood residue. She leaned to the side and spat it out.

   Hawkeye was frozen in place and barely twitched when the "civilian's" eyes fell on him.

   "Oh," she said. "You're still here." She looked around awkwardly. "Didn't anyone come pick you up?"

   "They're on their way," he answered, his voice shaking towards the end, because this girl was NOT chatting with him when her arterial spray is still sticky on Clint's face.

   There was a silent beat. They exchanged a look.

   "Well," she said, getting up casually and dusting herself off, even though her clothes were soaked with her blood, and both the front and the back of her shirt had huge gaping holes in them. "I should probably get going."

   "You're alive," Hawkeye said dumbly.

   "Um, yeah," she said like it's the most obvious thing imaginable.

   "You got shot."

   "It wasn't that bad."

   "Through your heart."

   "I can explain?"

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,550

   Chapters:

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   Kudos:

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