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1. we never dated by coolkidk for xxPrettyLittleTimeBombxx

   Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Bridgerton
   • Penelope Featherington
   • very vague mentions of other partners
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Song fic
   • Sombr - We Never Dated
   • Chaotic Colin Bridgerton
   • Chaotic Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Bridgerton is Down Bad
   • Penelope Featherington is Down Bad
   • They're on each other's hooks
   • Sexting
   • Actual eventual sex
   • Female Characters Masturbating
   • Vibrator usage
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
   • Colin Bridgerton Has a Big Dick
   • Creampie
   • not the dessert
   • RIP muffins
   • Penelope is kind of pathetic in this
   • But its okay so is colin
   • and we love them
   • if you hate sombr im sorry the song is good tho
   • penelope talks to herself
   • IT'S FINNEE
   • it is implied that they are BOTH bisexual
   • Porn with Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • partial text fic

   Summary

   They are best friends. Best friends should not be flirting. Best friends should not send nude pictures. Or talk about how much they want to ride them, or how hard they cum thinking of them when they jack off. No. Those things are reserved for people who date. And they have never dated. Never even talked about it, just sent texts that became more and more unhinged and depraved as time went on.

   Penelope and Colin are simply best friends...who sext...

   Song Fic based on We Never Dated by Sombr

   Series

   • Part 3 of Bridgerton Playlist

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