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1. There's Nowt As Queer As Folk by ElysianFields1947

   Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   21 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Miranda Priestly/Andrea Sachs
   • Miranda Priestly
   • Andrea Sachs
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Crack
   • Smut
   • Drunken Kissing
   • Drunken Shenanigans
   • Older Woman/Younger Woman
   • Mirandy Week
   • Cruise Ships
   • Wardrobe malfunctions
   • inspired by that one Hacks episode
   • But Worse
   • featuring the Chanel shorts
   • Everyone is Gay
   • Mirandy week day 3
   • getting caught

   Summary

   When Miranda and Andy are photographed mid-drunken-coitus on a gay cruise, Page Six runs the pictures.

   The problem? The cruise held a drag night the same evening, full of Miranda Priestly cosplayers.

   The solution? Miranda claims it wasn't her in the photos, but a very talented drag queen instead.

   The consequence? The entire ship mounts a full-fledged forensic investigation into exactly whose bare ass is on the front page of the New York Post.

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