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A certain Ban Hammer was sleeping shirtless on the giant bed that he, Medkit, Hyperlaser and Katana slept on every night. It was a nice place in Crossroads for all of them to live, and as the big, dominant husband, Ban couldn’t rest easy without making sure multiple times that his beautiful husbands had everything they could ever want. It was sweet paradise for him to see them happy.
Today, he was exhausted from hard work, so he took a quick shower and hopped right onto his spot near the middle of the bed with only underwear on. He was closing his eyes, trying to get some sleep, when he heard someone enter the room and felt him lay on his big, fat belly.
It was Katana. “Hey, baby… What’s wrong? Broker again?”
”m-No, love—“ He yawned. “Jus’ my work in general…”
His loving husband gave him a tiny peck on the cheek. “Maybe you just need a little bit of love to get you going. I’ll text the other two so you don’t get upset at my yelling. We love you.”
“mm… Baby… Ya don’t gotta…” He could feel the soft vibrations of texting on Katana’s phone. “Cute… I love y’all too…”
The big guy had tried to fall asleep once again, to no avail when two pairs of footsteps enter the room and lay on his sides.
”mmm… Hey Meds… Hey Hypes… Tana text ya?” He shuffled in his bed.
”Yes, Ban Hammer, what do you think?” Medkit responded to him. He was on Ban’s left, cuddling on his pectoral on that side.
”Heya, Ban. The tits are out today, huh?” Hyper was on Ban’s right cuddling that pectoral.
Ban yawned. “Couldn’t find a good sleeping shirt.”
“I think you look hotter without one.”
”Ya think I look hotter without… a lot of things, Hyper baby…”
”Cutie. Give me a kiss.” He took his helmet off, revealing his beautifully burnt face to receive a small, comforting kiss.
“Hey! Give me one too, Banny!” Ban turned his head to the left and gave Medkit one, as well.
”Babies… I can’t focus on all of y’ at once…” He was trying to look at all three of them, but to no avail. When he tried looking straight at Meds and Hyper, he couldn’t see Tana. When he tried being able to look at Tana, he could only barely see any of them.
”I’ve got an idea,” Katana interjected, taking his mask off. “Kiss me, Ban.”
The big, buff men gave each other a deep and tender kiss. Ban looked off to the side, and now all three of them were focused. One pair of eyes on Med, the second pair on Hyper, and one sweet pair of lips on Tana. This was everything Ban ever wanted, to be loved by his big polycule as he focused on all their pretty bodies. It just wasn’t fair to him that he doesn’t get all of them all the time.
”I wanna spend ferever with all o’ ya…”
”And forever we will, dear.” Katana wrapped his arms around Ban and nuzzled his chin.
“We will hear your call, and we will answer.” Hyper gave Ban a rub on his right horn, sending a good jolt up the biggest husband.
“We will be with you always, in sickness and in health. Just like in our vows,” Medkit reassured him.
”Like… when all o’ ya put a little ring on my horn? The same ‘un that Hyper’s rubbing so good right now?”
“Yes, Ban. The same horn. Those same vows.”
Ban yawned. “I love all o’ ya so much! I never ever ever ever ever ever ever wanna let go o’ ya!”
“And I’m sure none of us would ever want to let go of you either. We love you, Ban.”
He gave everyone a tight bear hug. ”I LOVE Y’ALL SO MUCH! Katana, just give me a deep kiss! I want a deep, tender kiss from y’ again!”
”Sure, my dear.” Katana rolled into his second deep and tender kiss of the day.
”I love you too, Ban.”
”You’re so amazing, Banny!”
Hyperlaser and Medkit soon left the room and gave Ban and Tana their personal kissing time.