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son. Hey you! I'm hungry!
oc. Wha-? Goku? Let me sleep ten more minutes, okay?
son. Oh, that's me! I am Goku! He knows me!
sha. Great, squirt!
son. I'm not squirt! I'm Goku!
san. Wake up!
oc. What, why...? There's no need to- to... holy shi- sherbet... what happened to you guys?!
sha. Happened? We woke up here, you tell us! Where's Jien? Are you friends with him?
I was so confused by the name, that I just blinked at him until I made the connection and shoke my head. Which made his shoulders drop and regret showing it's ugly face.
cho. Are you by any chance a trafficker?
oc. Wha-? No, of course not! Dammit, we are friends... or will be. I am too sleepy for this...
san. I need to get back to the temple.
sha. Temple?
oc. Koumyou Sanzo isn't at Kinzan at the moment.
san. You know the Sanzo-sama? Where is he then?
oc. ...on a pilgramage.
san. He wouldn't leave without me.
sha. Why? Are you his pet or something?
san. What did you call me?!
I never was as glad as I was in this very moment for the animosity between the two - didn't seem to change with their younger selves.
Already done with the day I just wanted to crawl back into bed and bury myself under the blankets.
cho. Are you even qualifide to take care of children?
oc. Actually yes, yes I am. Are you guys hungry?
son. Yes!
sha. I could eat...
san. Same.
oc. Okay, let's see what we got.
cho. Don't you want to get dressed first?
oc. What? Oh, I never get dressed before breakfast. Are you uncomfortable if I eat with you guys in my sleeping clothes? I guess I could change into long pants at least, if I have to...
san. I don't care.
sha. Same.
son. I am hungry!
cho. ...well, in that case it is fine with me too.
oc. Great! Come along and we will find you something to munch on. You can call me Dino by the way.
son. Like a dinosaur?
oc. It's a nickname. No sharp teeth here. See?
son. Thihihihihi!
sha. What about those two?
son. You have fangs!
oc. All people kinda do, haha! You have fangs as well, you know?
sha. I guess...
son. Look, look! I have fangs too!
san. Congratulations...
son. Thanks! Can we eat now?
oc. Sure, let's see what we have here. Okay... how do you guys feel about rice crackers and ham...? Damn, I forgot that we had no time to shop before crashing here... but there surely is something in the cupboard we can use...
san. Who is we?
oc. Ehm... my traveling companions and me.
cho. Where are they? There are no other rooms or beds where anyone else could stay or hide.
san. Will we meet them too?
son. Do they have more food?
oc. You know what, I will make pancakes! That will work!
sha. I love pancakes!
son. What's that?
cho. You never had pancakes before?
son. Are they tasty?
san. Don't ask me, I never had any either!
sha. Right, you guys only feast on rise and veggies, right? I only had them once and they were amazing!
oc. Great, let's get some pancakes into you, guys! I'm getting hungry too!
cho. Do you need assistance?
oc. I would love some!