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1. BREAKING: Friends, Rivals, or Lovers? by Popyu

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Borussia Dortmund Players
   • Social Media
   • Top Jude Bellingham
   • Bottom Erling Håland
   • Misunderstandings
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Eventual Smut
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Jude Bellingham is Whipped
   • Oblivious Erling Håland
   • Erling Håland is whipped
   • they're both dumb
   • Borussia Dortmund players have had enough

   Summary

   BREAKING: HAALAND TO PLAY FOR MAN CITY, LEAVING BEHIND BORUSSIA DORTMUND

   DailyHaalingham922: no no NO tell me this is a joke plz no HAALAND THINK ABT POOR JUDE!! 😭😭😭

   ErlingHaalandisOmega👅: YES HAALAND GO GO GO MY PRETTIEST PRINCESS

   ✨heyjude✨:@ErlingHaalandisOmega👅 GIRL pls ur user... we all know judes the real omega 😏

   Erling Haaland, football's rising star striker, is set to leave Dortmund for Man City. The night before his departure, he overhears Jude groaning out his name in the bathroom, alongside other sensual particulars. Four years later, he faces England in the quarter-finals of the World Cup.

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