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1. why am i fucking doing this or: it turns out robb stark can convince theon greyjoy to do pretty much anything by togglemaps

   Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Dec 2016

   Tags

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   • Theon Greyjoy/Robb Stark
   • Theon Greyjoy
   • Robb Stark
   • Catelyn Tully Stark
   • Ned Stark
   • Jon Snow
   • Lyanna Stark
   • Brandon Stark
   • Rickon Stark
   • Sansa Stark
   • Balon Greyjoy
   • Alannys Greyjoy
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Christmas
   • Blow Jobs
   • Oral Sex
   • First Time
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • Ramsay is His Own Warning
   • Discussion of death of non-major character
   • what even is this idk
   • Swearing
   • Atheist Character
   • bereavement
   • i'm pretty sure this is a comedy

   Summary

   In which a recently divorced Robb convinces Theon to pretend to be his boyfriend for Christmas with his family, even though that's the stupidest idea ever, what the fuck Robb.

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