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Jason stumbles into Wayne manor,his pupils dilated,very obviously either drunk or high. He trips over his own feet and faceplants onto the floor. Seconds later,Dick Grayson, being the kind brother he is,slides down the bannisters of bruces grand staircase and lands directly on top of jason.
"Todd. Richard. I see you two have decided to be buffoons" Damian says,stepping out of the shadows,Alfred the cat in his arms,he's rubbing the cat like he's the villain in a James bond movie.
"Awwwww,you love us really,dami" Dick says,bright and cheery,as per usual.
"Ha! The demon brat doesn't love,he's crazy,and stabby,and rude,and a demon brat."
"Jason! Apologize."
"ugh,do I have too?"
"YES!"
"fine. Demon brat. I'm sorry because Dickiebird is saying I have to say sorry."
"You are not forgiven Todd."
Dick gives Damian the 'disappointed dad' look that he,Bruce and Alfred had perfected over the years of Bruce adopting children.
Damian sighs theatrically "Fine. If you insist Richard. I accept your blatant lie of an Apology, Todd."
Jason grunts in acknowledgement. "Dickie,you can get off me now."
"Right, sorry,totally my fault"
Dick scrambles up off Jason to stand up.
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