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1. What do we do with an ailing sailor? by spidersachs

   Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   26 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Miranda Priestly/Andrea Sachs
   • Miranda Priestly
   • Andrea Sachs
   • Doug (Devil Wears Prada)
   • Pirates AU
   • Mirandy Week
   • Blood and Gore
   • graphic depictions of bodily fluids
   • i may have gone too far in my pursuit of historical accuracy
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • it was meant to be day 2 but i'm late to the party
   • Eventual Smut
   • Guns
   • 17th Century
   • Sickfic
   • Praise Kink if you squint
   • Top Andrea Sachs
   • Bottom Miranda Priestly

   Summary

   Midwife Miranda Priestly is kidnapped to take care of the fearsome pirate Captain Six.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Jolly Sailor Bold

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