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1. Ilya Rozanov: King of Boring AF by Lilyleaves2

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Yuna Hollander
   • David Hollander
   • Anya | Ilya Rozanov's Dog

   Summary

   A very short, silly "one shot" celebrating 3 Times Ilya's budding love for all things domestic goes a little bit off the rails....He might be boring af now, but he is the KING of boring af, da? Come along on this very short journey with Ilya while he hyper fixates on laundry detergent, lawn mowing and doggie day care.

   Excerpt:
   Ilya slowly sauntered down the stairs, eating an apple casually. He was wearing a green baseball hat with an all too familiar leaping deer logo on it. 

   "Moy lyubimyy! You are home..." his face broke into a huge loving grin.

   Okay Shane, you are doing great, do NOT BREAK.

   He took a deep breath.

   "WHY IS THERE A JOHN DEERE PROFESSIONAL GRADE RIDING MOWER IN OUR DRIVEWAY?!" he asked, hands planted firmly on his hips.

   Language:

   English

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