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Izuku was rushing, he knew he looked insane right now. Weaving through the crowd with 3 bags full of hero merchandise, but he was late! He was supposed to meet Kacchan at the konbini between their homes so they could open the Limited Edition Golden Mirko!
Just thinking about it made Izuku happy. But he was about 15 minutes late, why you ask? Because of that tall hunk at Heroz United that almost broke his arm. But Izuku couldn't think about him or how he gave his number away, he was in front of Kacchan now!
And– was that melon pan? His ears perked up and his tail started whipping.
“Kacchan! You got me melon pan?!” Izuku made to reach for the bag Katsuki was holding.
“Hah?! You're late idiot, you don't get to pick which one you want” Katsuki slapped Izuku upside his head “Damn cat nose” He murmured, while holding out a fairly beaten up melon pan to Izuku.
He took it anyways.
“Why were you late anyways, Yuki knows to not keep stuff from us”
Izuku opened his mouth to answer, when he froze. “Oh my god I gave him my number” Izuku all but squealed out.
Katsuki slapped Izuku upside his head, again, and started walking towards UA. “Whos ‘him’ and why’d ya give em your number”
“First of all. Ow! That hurt. You didn't need to hit me,” Katsuki mumbled something about how he did, Izuku continued nonetheless after catching up with Katsuki.
“And I was late because Yuki-San had to grab our order, so I went to go look at the comics. Then this really, like really hot guy knocked me over, and when he was trying to apologize. I ran. Kacchan I gave him my number and ran! How embarrassing is that.” He whined.
One second, two and then Katsuki burst out laughing
“Wait-wait you gave him your number?” Katsuki stumbled over his words. “Why-why would you give him your number?!”
“I dont know!” he whined, throwing his hands up, his ears flat against his head. “He was going on about wanting to buy me something as an apology, then I saw your messages and I panicked!”
“Jeez Izuku, you’re pathetic. But if it's stressing you this much just block him, not like the hobo’s gonna let you date anyways.”
“But Kacchan, you don't get it! He’s hot. I can't just block a hot guy. Plus it's not like I'm gonna be marrying him, I can just have a new friend, and even if I were dating him, it's not like dad has to know.” Izuku did not pout. He didn't! (he did) But what was so bad about making new friends? Even if they were really built, and tan, and exactly Izuku's type… not that that matters! Plus his dad can't dictate who he dates.
Oh were they at UA already?
Katsuki scoffed “Sure like the moment you mention going out with someone isn't me, he isn't gonna spy on you the whole time”
“W-well when we start school he cant stop me from dating! He’s gonna be too busy with teaching his own classes anyways” Izuku huffed. Entering the infamous UA gates, they went to the staff housing. It was more efficient than living 40 minutes away, especially since Izuku would be starting in support this year.
“Yeah? Well what about the cockatoo? If he finds you with a ‘hot guys’ tongue down you throat he’ll just scream ‘em into pieces” Katsuki added, with a poor attempt at mimicking Izuku's voice.
Izuku lightly hit Katsuki's arm “Dont say that kinda stuff Kacchan..Besides its not papa i have to worry about, all i have to do is make puppy dog eyes at him and he’ll fold. It's dad I have to worry about.”
“Do you realize how stupid you sound? Puppy dog eyes? You’re fucking a cat Izuku.”
“Well– I–” The two bickered the whole way up until they reached the front door. Seemingly forgetting the topic of ‘hot guys’.
They walked into the apartment. Izuku yelled, "I'm home!” No response. “Huh they must still be at the school”
“No shit, lets open these up” Katsuki dragged Izuku along to the bedroom.
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*ping!*
*ping!*
*ping!*
*ping!*
*ping!*
“HOLY SHIT! Kacchan! Kacchan look!!” Izuku shook Katsuki, shoving his phone in this face. It was the hot guy!
“Hah?! Why’re you showing me for shit head? Respond damnit!” Right! Respond that's what normal people do. Why hadn't he thought of that?
New Conversation : unknown
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5:27 pm Unknown: hey!!(￣▽￣)ノ
5:27pm Unknown: this is tht guy from heroz united
5:28 pm Unknown: i js realized i nvr introduced myself (ノ_<。)
5:28 pm Unknown: my nae is kirishima eijirou!!:
5:29 pm Unknown: name*
hello!! :Izuku 5:31 pm
i never introduced myself either aha ( ´ ▿ ` ) :Izuku 5:32 pm
yamazawa izuku, nice to properly meet you lol :Izuku 5:32 pm
“What do i say now? Kacchan help me, if you do i’ll buy you whatever figures you want for a month..please!” Izuku was quite literally begging.
“Calm the fuck down! The hell are you so ansty for anyways. Give me your damn phone.” Katsuki didn't wait for him to give it, he simply took it anyway.
Shoving Izuku's phone back into his hands he huffed. “Here dumbass”
*message draft*
you’re coming with me to the nhhm on saturday. or im blocking you asshole. :Izuku 5:33 pm
send?
*yes* *no*
“KACCHAN!! I can't send that! That sounds so mean! But the hero museum is a really good idea..”
“Then don't ask for help dumbass!”
Izuku ignored him, revising Katsuki's ‘colorful’ message. Izuku was happy with what he came up with!
Conversation: eijirou!
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uh if you're free, theres a new hero exhibit in the NHHM next week on sat :Izuku 5:33 pm
i feel really bad about leaving so suddenly!(>_<) :Izuku 5:35 pm
5:47 pm eijirou!!: oh dont feel bad, we cant have that now
5:48 pm eijirou!!: Reply to "uh if you're free, theres a new hero exhibit in the NHHM next week on sat" - i am free!! what time is good for you?
does meeting up at 3 work? :Izuku 5:52 pm
5:53 pm eijirou!!: great! its a date! (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)
*you liked “eijirou!!’s” message*
"holy shit..HOLY SHIT. Kacchan I have a date! A DATE!" Izuku did not squeal, he didn't (he did)
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