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The day was bright and sunny wind flowing just like water down a stream, it faintly smelled of flowers just how Jude liked it, he might build some traps his mood couldn't possibly get ruined... Like how would that even happen... Right.. RIGHT..
ParkerGameBrain: Hey Jude.. You might wanna look at your base...
ItsN00B: They.. Blew it up didn't they..
Flowtives: It was actually kinda fun.. Sowwy Jude:3
Judelow: Fuck you
His base got blown up again.. Great just great.. And by the menace himself Flowtives.. But he knew.. Somehow someway Sharpness was in on this, he was so fucking done with this bullshit, he swears he will grab both Flow's and Sharp's sword and shove it up their [bleep] that it would fix their nut of a brain to work properly.
Jude didn't waste time quickly equipping an elytra and doing math in his head on how much he would have to replace.. And he wasn't just mad... He was absolutely pissed, he may be with Sharpness but that gives him even more of a reason to [bleep] [bleep] his [bleep] and [bleep]... He needed to calm down.. What if the dangers isn't that bad.
It was bad.. HIS WHOLE BASE GOT BLOWN UP.. Calm down.. Calm down, he will stay calm.. He definitely will but appearantly some people don't have a fucking brain these morons would fail a daycare test with how far that sword is up their.. Calm.. Breath in and breath out, he will resolve this like a reasonable person.
He saw Tai, Noob, Parker, Boomie, Falconu, Flankee, Flowtives and.. Sharpness.. He knew it, this fuckass bitch really needed to get his nut sized brain out of messes.. Especially if that includes blowing up his base.. Sharp wasn't even obligated to care anymore since he lived with Flow.. Fuck them.
"What... Did you guy.. Do.." Now Jude would have normally not been this angry... But he still had his shulker boxes in there.
"Umm.. Hey Jude.. Just so you know Im not a part of this!" Flankee was definitely a part of this and he will make sure Flankee never lies again since.. Jude is about to lose he temper.
"Hey Jude.. You alright-" Boomie was quickly cut off by Parker.
"Ill help you rebuild it Jude!"
"Thank.. You..." Now that was the moment the three idiots realized how angry Jude actually was.
Jude stared at them his smile was definitely not of happiness.. He stepped a block forward.. They steeped back.. This was bad very very bad.. Well For Flankee, Flow and Sharp.. Especially sharp, Jude looked like he was so ready to break up here and there.
"Hey Jude.. Why you so angry.." Flow tried to joke, but Jude only smiled even wider looking at him like he was ready to kill him and his ancestors.
"Well.. Flow.. My... Shulkers were. In.. THERE" Jude was pissed.. Like so so pissed.
Tai actually looked like he had been hurt when Jude said that, it was hard to get materials but Jude was somewhat considered rich, but hearing that they got destroyed definitely hurt.
"Hey I can repay it back.. Y'know.." Flowtives stared at Jude asking for mercy.
"ALL MY FUCKING SHULKERS FLOW.. NOT ONE.. NOT TWO ALL OF THEM YOU DUMBASSES" Jude had fully started yelling now, but Sharp had been awfully quiet.
"Hey Sharp... You good over there" asked Falconu, he looked genuinely concerned Sharp looked like he was about to cry.
"Bro looks like a child caught stealing" Noob looked like he was ready to start laughing so hard that he rolled on the floor, Parker on the otwhr hand looked like he had just given up on life with these idiots.
"WELL HE BETTER BE BECAUSE HE HAS ONE WEEK TO RESTORE MY BASE AND GIVE ME BACK ALL MY LOOT OR ELSE HE WONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND ANYMORE" Jude was actually serious.. If Sharp hadn't fucked up enough he would be broke and not have a boyfriend.
"Wait no.. Jude you have to be kidding.. Jude please.. Hey Jude.. " Sharp who was on the verge of tears slowing made his way over rt Jude gripping his hand looking so pitiful for a swordmaster.
Judelow left the game
That felt like a seal to they're doomed relationship.. Sharp genuinely started crying, Flow looked like he was regretting more eand more of this every second, Flankee genuinely concerned for both of his teammates who were having mentally and.. Physical breakdowns.. While on the otwhr side Tai was also crying not because he was side but because 'his favorite ship was doomed'.. And then there was just nood who was laughing his ass off.
"G.. Guyysss.. M.. My boyfriends.. Gonna.. L.. Leave meeeeee" Sharp cried out which made Noob laugh even more at this point it wasn't laughing it full on cardiac arrest with how bad he was wheezing.
".. Sharp.. Thats your fault" Parker had enough of this bullshit he may not consider a lot of things but this was obvious.. Well sharp was a fucking idiot.. In Jude's words.. He may be stupid but he can swing a sword really, really good.. Which sounds gay in Parker's opinion but that's none of his bussiness.
"MY BOYFRIENDS GONNA LEAVE ME STOP LAUGHING YOU GUYS" Sharp yelled out but that made noob wheeze even more and boomie actually got concerned for his physical being as he actually sounded like he was having a fucking stroke.
After getting all of themselves settled and not dying on the floor from wheezing..and not crying because he was about to go singel they had decided to think of a plan on how to get all the materials needed to pay Jude back.
"So.. We all give something.. The three idiots will give 2 strength each.. And 3 maces.. So in total we have 6 strength and 9 maces.. Thats hould be good enough" Tai scribbles onto his white board that had never been useful except today.
"What about materials like trap things and food things" asked Parker raising his question.
"Good question.. Umm.. Me and noob will cover that" Tai added that to the white board, but no offense they couldn't read shit on that board.
"Ok no more questions.. Great everyone else will build Jude's base we need this done in a week so yeah me and noob are gonna get the materials now" Tai only left them with that before flying off with Noob to who knows where.
They start construction quite quickly everything was going amazing... To amazing, Jude just texted Parker that it had to be done by tomorrow.. It was only 5 days in.. And they barely did anything thinking it was easy.. They were fucked.
But just in timing Tai and Noob came back with all the materials, and they finished Jude's base.. With a little bit of sleep deprivation, but thats fine.. Sharp couldn't express how genuinely relieved he was thanking the others again and again..
He never wanted to lose he beautiful boyfriend, his husband, his love, his gorgeous bunny.. That would hurt more than anything else he was absolutely in love with Jude just the thought of losing him, would send Sharp into a panic attack.. Sharp loved Jude with too much but in Sharp's language there was never 'too much'.. Even if Jude used him as a test dummy for his traps, he would absolutely jump into them without hesitation, he learned his lesson from they're team up betrayal.. He learned a mistake he won't ever repeat.
But he was quickly snapped out of his thoughts as he saw a message he couldn't help but feel nervous he never wants to lose Jude and he will rather die than break up with Jude.. His so very sorry Jude.. Sorry.
Judelow joined the game
Judelow: Where are y'all?
Falconu: Your base come here
Boomiee: JUDE WE HAVE A SURPISE!!
TaiMC: Please don't break up with sharp you two are my fav ship:'(
Jude sighed as he saw Tai's message he really needed to clear his mind more.. He equipped his elytra and flew towards his base.. Would he even call it a base at this point it was just rubble, he hoped they atleast did a little work.
But Jude was jaw dropped by his perfectly rebuilt base and the rows of shulkers outside the group smiling at him, Jude didn't actually expect then to do all this.. He was never gonna break up with Sharp.. He was never gonna kill anybody.. He just wanted to scare them but.. He now had a new base, he couldn't help but feel haw dropped.
"Hey.. Jude.. Sorry for umm blowing up for base.. Me flow and flankee are truly sorry" Sharp walked right up to Jude and gave him 6 strength and 9 maces was Jude dreaming or something.. They had truly outdone themselves.
"I.. Thank.. You guys.. You really outdid yourself's here"
"Well gotta keep my fav ship alive somehow" Tai did some over exaggerated gestures looking between Sharp and Jude.
"I was actually kidding when I said I was gonna break up with Sharp.. I said it out of anger"
"So we did this for noth-"
"REALLY JUDE OMG YOUR SO KIND I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH" Sharp proceeded to gush about Jude for 30 minutes straight.
After a while the other's gave them some time alone in Jude's now rebuilt base, they lay on the mattress, beautiful emerald eyes meet bright pink one's, both filled with love.. Sharp held Jude closely as if he would disappear the moment Sharp let go.
"Sorry.. " said Sharp it was very muffled as he was basically trying to merge his face onto Jude's neck but to Jude it was extremely endearing.
"Hmm.. Forgive you.. Princess" Jude rested his chin on Sharp's head.
"I love you.. Bunny.. I love you so much babe.." Sharp hugged Jude closer Jude didn't know how as he and Sharp were almost merged together, but that wouldn't matter not.. The only thing that mattered was the warm embrace and the gentle 'I love you's sharp said to Jude.
Jude found it cute.. He may have had a hectic week, but hey he gained 6 strength.. H enevet told them he left his strength.. But hey who would need to know that.
"You are so perfect Jude.. I love you so much.. Your the most ethereal person I know.. My dearest, Jude" Sharp snuggled and cuddled against Jude, the bunny only hummed in satisfaction, he was exactly where he wanted to be.
Sharp had always been the perfect boyfriend.. So so perfect not only in looks, but in his attentiveness too, he may be a little stupid but Jude could ignore that.
The rabbit carefully unknotted Sharp's beautiful blonde hair, it was long and silky Jude patted Sharp's head gently.. It wasn't long before Sharp fell into a peaceful slumber.. And soon it also caught up to Jude, he closed his eyes.. He was content.. So so content.
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