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1. The Parrot Man by dramioly

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Theodore Nott
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Original House Elf
   • George Weasley
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • POV Hermione Granger
   • Competent Draco Malfoy
   • Competence Kink
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Meddling Lucius Malfoy
   • Meddling Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Meddling House-Elves (Harry Potter)
   • Everyone’s Meddling
   • Draco Malfoy is Obsessed with Hermione Granger
   • Oblivious Hermione Granger
   • Courting Rituals
   • Art Discussion as Foreplay
   • Excessive use of pet names
   • my bad - Freeform
   • Hermione dims her light for others but not Draco
   • Minor Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley
   • Chaotic George Weasley
   • George Weasley and His Army of Niblings
   • Sexual Tension
   • Sexual Content
   • Draco Malfoy accidentally seduces elderly women

   Summary

   Draco faces an unfortunate deadline, but is hopeful his friend (read: loose acquaintance) Hermione Granger will take pity on him.

   OR

   Fake dating featuring foreign diplomacy, art museums as foreplay, scandalous whispering, unsubtle wooing attempts, and copious pet names.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,802

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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