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1. Tom Ryder is an Asshole by RylandJayGrace

   Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Drug Use
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Shameless Smut
   • Praise Kink
   • Ryland Grace and Rocky are Platonic Soulmates
   • Rocky is a Little Shit (Project Hail Mary)
   • Human Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Human Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Dom/sub
   • Sub The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Dom Ryland Grace
   • Bottom The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Top Ryland Grace
   • Stone Top Ryland Grace
   • Butch Lesbian Rocky
   • Femme Lesbian Adrian
   • Gay The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Trans Male Character
   • T4T | Trans for Trans The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Trans The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Trans Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace Has ADHD and Autism
   • Rocky has ADHD and Autism
   • Tom Ryder Being an Asshole
   • Attempted Rape/Non-Con
   • Serial killer the convict | simon
   • It’s fine he’s chill about it
   • Tom Ryder dies
   • Collars
   • Collared the convict | simon
   • Nonverbal Rocky
   • uhhhh
   • Kinky
   • Strap-Ons
   • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
   • Humiliation
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Texting
   • It’s not a chatfic but there are some texting bits
   • This was supposed to be under 8k
   • That didn’t work out
   • Eden is a Cult (Iron Lung)
   • The COI are a cult
   • Ava hates Simon but there’s respect on both sides
   • Drug Abuse
   • Stoned Sex
   • Drunk Sex
   • Murder
   • Lesboy Rocky
   • Trans Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Nonbinary Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • They/Them Pronouns for Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Transfemme Adrian
   • autistic adrian
   • Protective The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Possessive Ryland Grace
   • Fast Burn
   • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work
   • Biting Kink
   • Marking
   • Blood Kink
   • Face Slapping
   • Colt Seavers Has ADHD
   • Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers and Sierra Six | Courtland Gentry Are Siblings
   • Butchfemme RockDrian

   Summary

   “Let’s write a quick oneshot” he says
   “It’ll be easy” he says
   “Under 8k” he says

   I’m bad at writing summaries sooooo

   This is a bloodymary fic, obviously, which begins with Tom Ryder attempting to assault a (very high) Ryland; luckily for Ryland, Simon is there to stop him, and from there blooms a beautiful relationship, even if Colt disapproves

   Series

   • Part 1 of College AU

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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