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1. An Expedition into Imagination by the Extraordinary and Miraculous Hermie Honks by devdevlin

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle
   • Hermione Granger
   • Tom Riddle
   • Hermione is a clown
   • Tom is rich
   • need i say more?
   • Clownmione
   • She got shoes
   • She got a nose
   • She got balloons
   • She got it all
   • Crack with Plot
   • Crack with Smut
   • Barbiefest
   • Alternate Universe
   • Sexual Content

   Summary

   The housekeeper looked her briefly up and down.

   "You're... Hermie Honks, I gather?" she asked tightly.

   "How could you tell?" Hermione asked, reaching up to give her own nose two quick squeezes.

   Squeak, squeak.
    

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   Prompt:
   This Hermione is a Clown
   Tom is just... a trophy husband.

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