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Even if My Twitter Account got Suspended, I still have to Romance My Long-Distance Boyfriend

Summary:

Kim Soleum's Twitter account got suspended, possibly due to spam-like retweets and likes.

In his defense, he was simply being a devoted boyfriend supporting his boyfriend's online life. Twitter was probably just being homophobic.

….But please do give him back his account. This was a whole different kind of getting blue balls. He might actually suffocate to death from FOMO.

Notes:

My twitter account got suspended because I was liking every @BaekilmongGoat and @DER_kimsoleum interaction last night. I mean, can you blame me? My ship was sailing!

And this morning I found out that @Kim_Soleum__ said "I like you" to @bgoat78910 and this might lead to a love triangle bcs apparently @bgoat78910 and @__130666_ are shipped together and have (alledgedly) a child ?!

AND I CANNOT LIKE THEIR TWEETS ?!!!! FUCK DO U UNDERSTAND HOW MISERABLE THAT MAKES ME FEEL 😭😭😭😭

I hope my account gets unsuspended soon. It's not my fault the parody accounts are serving solsahsol on twitter....

In the meantime, let Sol have my sufferings. Saheon-ie shall be spared for now. ^^

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@crazybastard (♡)

[Sent you a picture]

Life update: my twt acc got suspended.

 

@sahyayaya

???????

What the hell did you do?

 

@crazybastard (♡)

…Be chronically online?

 

@sahyayaya

Srsly?

 

@crazybastard (♡)

haha,, Saheon-ah…. you're not disappointed in me are you? ;;

I didn't do anything to warrant that suspension. Believe me

 

@sahyayaya

I will believe you once you get a response to your appeal.

tf did u even do srsly

you know people don't usually get their accounts suspended for no reason right

come clean. Kim Soleum.

 

@crazybastard (♡)

jagiya, you know the ai in most social platforms has been targeting accounts left and right, right?

you were complaining to me last time about that Ntuber you've subcribed on since forever

that dude or smth. You said he had to delete his entire y**n s**m gameplay bcs he might get his acc suspended permanently

and then that green guy uhhh bju smth smth also had to do the same thing bcs Ntube ai were specifically targeting accounts with that gameplay

(see how I censored the game name bcs you've been raging on that game after the dev's scandal? I'm very considerate of you, Saheon-ah… please don't block me after this ;;)

And then Go Yeongeun-ssi and her whole family got their fv account disabled a month after that fave fv seller of yours got her account disabled permanently too

you were so bummed about your fave fv seller's disabled account bcs you couldn't buy clothes from her again and u were srsly looking forward to her new collection

u didn't want to buy anywhere else bcs u only liked her clothes…. she was one of the few online sellers u could tolerate even tho u had to wait for… hours for her to meet u for your purchase

u don't tolerate ppl who make u wait. But she's an exception bcs u really liked her online shop. You were upset for months bcs she can't sell again…

see? the impact of ai in social media platforms is really bad. You know that too

the ai in socmed platforms have been terrible shts, Saheon-ah. It's really not my fault

Please

:(( ?

…re u srsly ignoring me?

…Saheon-ah, we're better than this ;;; seriously;;;

 

@sahyayaya

Tell me the truth.

you were flagged as spam, weren't u?

 

@crazybastard (♡)

….

…I slept before midnight

I swear

I didn't stay up late doomscrolling

Nor did I let the radiation fuck up my insomnia further

I also kept my phone in my cabinet, far away from me so I won't use my phone as soon as I wake up

I also made sure to eat breakfast and drink vitamins

the first thing I did after waking up was thank god you're in my life then get up to drink water

lukewarm water. Not cold

I brewed green tea and enjoyed it well

ate a healthy homemade lunch while thinking of you

cleaned the house, fed our little puppy Sah-yah and kitty Sol-ie

I've been veeerrryyyy responsible, Saheon-ah….

the kids miss you

I miss u more, ofc

when r u coming home? next week? tomorrow?

I'll pick you up from the airport

 

@sahyayaya

for what reason are you stalling, really? ^^

stop trying to distract me and come clean while I'm still asking nicely. ^^

 

@crazybastard (♡)

…I was liking posts about you

fanarts, news articles, featured posts, even fan discussions saying they like your improvements so much….

you were really good with dancing, Saheon-ah. I couldn't help it

"Good job!" was it? I've seen lots of post of that, too. I really couldn't help it

I… I guess I've liked too many posts about you in a span of 1-2 hours?

And retweets, too…

….

…Please don't break up with me ㅠㅠ

…I'll do better ㅠㅠ

 

@sahyayaya

better be with an idiot who gets his account suspended for liking me too much than some nonchalant fucker, huh? ^^

 

@crazybastard (♡)

:''(((

I'll get my account back. I promise

…Then I'll be more careful with spam likes and retweets

Ofc I'm doing this so I can see updates of you at work

I want to see my jagiya doing well

^^♡

 

@sahyayaya

….

Whatever.

I'll come by to visit next week before flying to France the day after.

My flight number is KE 0712.

Will arrive there by 9

Don't come to the airport too early. If Sahyeon and Solhwa are left starved early morning, we're breaking up.

Got that?

 

@crazybastard (♡)

Of course!

see u soon, jagiya~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few days later, Kim Soleum finally got his account back.

Of course, the first thing he did was like a recent post about Baek Saheon.

….

….Liking one more post wouldn't hurt, right?

….

….Hehehe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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End.

Notes:

thank gods ao3 doesn't suspend accounts for using ao3 so much, otherwise I'd be fucked. I have no life outside college (and it's still vacation for me) and the only thing keeping me alive and surviving psych is literally writing and reading on ao3.

If my ao3 account disappears, you might as well bury me alive.

On another note...

+BSH's flight number is solsahsol day! (July 12)