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@crazybastard (♡)
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Life update: my twt acc got suspended.
@sahyayaya
???????
What the hell did you do?
@crazybastard (♡)
…Be chronically online?
@sahyayaya
Srsly?
@crazybastard (♡)
haha,, Saheon-ah…. you're not disappointed in me are you? ;;
I didn't do anything to warrant that suspension. Believe me
@sahyayaya
I will believe you once you get a response to your appeal.
tf did u even do srsly
you know people don't usually get their accounts suspended for no reason right
come clean. Kim Soleum.
@crazybastard (♡)
jagiya, you know the ai in most social platforms has been targeting accounts left and right, right?
you were complaining to me last time about that Ntuber you've subcribed on since forever
that dude or smth. You said he had to delete his entire y**n s**m gameplay bcs he might get his acc suspended permanently
and then that green guy uhhh bju smth smth also had to do the same thing bcs Ntube ai were specifically targeting accounts with that gameplay
(see how I censored the game name bcs you've been raging on that game after the dev's scandal? I'm very considerate of you, Saheon-ah… please don't block me after this ;;)
And then Go Yeongeun-ssi and her whole family got their fv account disabled a month after that fave fv seller of yours got her account disabled permanently too
you were so bummed about your fave fv seller's disabled account bcs you couldn't buy clothes from her again and u were srsly looking forward to her new collection
u didn't want to buy anywhere else bcs u only liked her clothes…. she was one of the few online sellers u could tolerate even tho u had to wait for… hours for her to meet u for your purchase
u don't tolerate ppl who make u wait. But she's an exception bcs u really liked her online shop. You were upset for months bcs she can't sell again…
see? the impact of ai in social media platforms is really bad. You know that too
the ai in socmed platforms have been terrible shts, Saheon-ah. It's really not my fault
Please
:(( ?
…re u srsly ignoring me?
…Saheon-ah, we're better than this ;;; seriously;;;
@sahyayaya
Tell me the truth.
you were flagged as spam, weren't u?
@crazybastard (♡)
….
…I slept before midnight
I swear
I didn't stay up late doomscrolling
Nor did I let the radiation fuck up my insomnia further
I also kept my phone in my cabinet, far away from me so I won't use my phone as soon as I wake up
I also made sure to eat breakfast and drink vitamins
the first thing I did after waking up was thank god you're in my life then get up to drink water
lukewarm water. Not cold
I brewed green tea and enjoyed it well
ate a healthy homemade lunch while thinking of you
cleaned the house, fed our little puppy Sah-yah and kitty Sol-ie
I've been veeerrryyyy responsible, Saheon-ah….
the kids miss you
I miss u more, ofc
when r u coming home? next week? tomorrow?
I'll pick you up from the airport
@sahyayaya
for what reason are you stalling, really? ^^
stop trying to distract me and come clean while I'm still asking nicely. ^^
@crazybastard (♡)
…
…I was liking posts about you
fanarts, news articles, featured posts, even fan discussions saying they like your improvements so much….
you were really good with dancing, Saheon-ah. I couldn't help it
"Good job!" was it? I've seen lots of post of that, too. I really couldn't help it
I… I guess I've liked too many posts about you in a span of 1-2 hours?
And retweets, too…
….
…Please don't break up with me ㅠㅠ
…I'll do better ㅠㅠ
@sahyayaya
better be with an idiot who gets his account suspended for liking me too much than some nonchalant fucker, huh? ^^
@crazybastard (♡)
:''(((
I'll get my account back. I promise
…Then I'll be more careful with spam likes and retweets
Ofc I'm doing this so I can see updates of you at work
I want to see my jagiya doing well
^^♡
@sahyayaya
….
Whatever.
I'll come by to visit next week before flying to France the day after.
My flight number is KE 0712.
Will arrive there by 9
Don't come to the airport too early. If Sahyeon and Solhwa are left starved early morning, we're breaking up.
Got that?
@crazybastard (♡)
Of course!
see u soon, jagiya~
A few days later, Kim Soleum finally got his account back.
Of course, the first thing he did was like a recent post about Baek Saheon.
….
….Liking one more post wouldn't hurt, right?
….
….Hehehe.
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