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Matt invites Mello to his cousin's wedding. They were approximately fifteen bites into the main course before they had their first homophobic encounter.
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MattMello week day 7
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“Oh, and please don’t do anything around Grandma. She’s only just recovered from her stroke; I don’t think her heart could handle another nasty surprise.”
XDDDDD
“I can’t believe you brought bud to a wedding,” Mello said, head already buzzing with the THC
lmao
“Nope!” Matt grinned. “Bought it from one of my nephews. Perks of being the cool uncle.”
awwwwww
somehow this is so cute
like the fact that hes an uncle lmao“Would you ever wanna get married?” Matt asked, interrupting Mello’s rant about how improper it was for the mother of the bride to be wearing cream.
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aaauhhhh i love getting my ships married (and also giving them kids) even the freaky ships lol like ik this is very. idk. normie of me but i love it so much <3“What the fuck? Why would I be the girl?”
Matt spluttered and gestured wildly at Mello, “Just look at you!”
XDDDDDD
(this is double funny cuz one of my headcanons is that Matt is a girl he just does nothing about it including the name and pronouns lol)
“My dick is bigger.”
OH LIKE GIRLS CANT HAVE BIG DICKS. MHM MHMMM.
“Yeah but what if you could? Like, if they made it legal?”
Mello snorted. “Not happening.”
where tf do you live that you think like this
like
i mean
the world is moving fast? and if your country has civil unions then youre like 90% closer to it than most of the world lol. like give it idk maybe a decade or two in the bad case scenario and thats it lol(like. ok ik im writing about real shit too much instead of fic shit but pl is in like, the most homophobic place in UE and we still had a minor breakthru recently. like now if you get married abroad the government has to respect it. they tried to block it but only managed to add some more bureaucracy stuff which is annoying but not a real problem. and also since like a year or two trans people dont have to sue their parents anymore to change their gender on paper because before that the only legal path was the same one you would use if like your dad came to file the documents about you drunk and checked the wrong box on the paper. [which actually does sometimes happen, i knew a guy who had a slightly different last name than his parents because when he got born his grandpa went to file the stuff drunk and misspelled it and it just stayed like that lol]. again uh sorry for spaming the rl stuff but at least its on topic i guess? uh. but like good gay stuff tends to happen even if slowly and im happy. so)
“Matt, those are nice countries. This one isn’t.”
bro u have civil unions and people who call you gay instead of a slur. please.
England has spent forty years saying women deserve equal pay and still hasn't managed to sort that out yet.
i promise you these countries didnt do that too theyr just marginally better at it
(trying really hard not to also start ranting about our healthcare but one time when i had an emergency they couldnt take me in because they had like. 3 people for anything for a city of like a million and if someone had like a carcrash and while they were busy with me they would have to wait. and then they told us to go to a different hospital that was also empty and had legit potholes in the floor and some random guy had to let us in and they thought we were visiting someone. and then i waited for like 2 hours there reading breaking bad fanfictions about jesse overdosing. and then when they finally gave me something for whatever reason they did it in their breakroom like on the couch lmao. they were nice tho. uh. death to capitalism or smthing. sorry for the tangent lol)
(Legalise it! - death note)