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Hisoka ran out of condoms, so he decided to use his Bungee Gum as an alternative, but Illumi told him that this wasn't a good idea, and of course, Hisoka did not listen as always.
"Are you sure that this is going to.. work..?" Illumi asked with a hint of uncertainty. "Oh don't worry Illumi dear~! If it gets stuck then I'm sure you'll find a way to pull it out for me~!"
Hisoka's dick obviously gets stuck, and Illumi tries to help him, BUT PLOT TWIST, SILVA WALKS IN, SINCE STUPIDSOKA DIDN'T LOCK THE DOOR 💔💔💔
Silva just closes the door, and walks away because he's a nonchalant dad, Illumi scolds Hisoka, and they stay stuck for a while... 🥶🥶🥶
Eventually the two find a solution blah blah blah I forgot how Bungee Gum works so you think of something ok?