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Stanley didn’t know why he did what he did, but he knew that it wasn’t the right thing to do because he was currently running away from an angry rob, who was not very happy with what he did.
Man 3: Get back here!
Woman 7: I want my money back!
Man 6: I want my savings back!
Woman 4: I want my hair back!
Woman 8: make him pay for what he did to us!
Stanley:’thinks’how did i get myself in this situation?!
Then he remembers how he got himself in this situation.
Flashback…………
Stanley: Hey, I'm pillford, and are you tired of your hair not looking good? Do you hate it when it feels dry! Well, now, with my new product “shiny sparkle hair shampoo!” is the product for you! It will make your hair so good your partner will either love you more, or cheat on you with your hair!
Then he shows drawn scenarios behind him.
Stanley: But I know what will happen, it will make all of you irresistible to the person you love! And make you look good!
Then it shows customers using it in the shower, they scream as their hair starts to fall out, they hold it and start to scream in fear.
Everyone: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
End of flashback…………
Stanley:’thinks’right, the shampoo ended up removing hair instead of making it look good, I just used regular shampoo to make my own hair look good, but I guess my chemistry is off, yet again, it’s always off……………
Then he cries when rocks are thrown at him.
Man 2: get him!
Woman 9: I want to get my hair back!
Man 3: I'm supposed to get married!
Stanley: Hey, it looks good on me!
Man 2: lies!
Man 9: falsehood!
Man 1: get him!
They continue throwing rocks at him, Stanley yelps in pain as blood starts to drip down his face, he touches the blood and winces.
Stanley:’thinks’dammit………..
Then he runs to the forest and jumps over a few bushes, then trips over a few bushes, blood drips to the floor.
Stanley:’thinks’are they still behind me?
He looks and the mob is still behind him.
Stanley:’thinks’they’re still behind me?! How?!
They continue throwing rocks at Stanley, so he continues to run, he had to get away from them, he had to find a way to lose them, he left his car in a parking lot, he just had to lose them, then get in his car and drive off before the cops found him, he just needed the perfect opportunity to lose the angry mob.
Stanley:’thinks’what should i do?!
Then he sees a river and takes a deep breath.
Stanley:’thinks’here i go.
Then he jumps onto a river.
Stanley:’coughs as he swims across the river, he coughs as some water gets into his mouth, he looks at the sky’fuck………..
He continues going down the river and grabs a rock.
Stanley:’groans and holds onto it, he watches the mob disappear, then he climbs onto the rock and jumps out of the river’
He shivers as he looks at his wet clothes.
Stanley: dammit…………
Then he runs in the opposite direction once the mob is far away, he smirks when he gets to the parking lot.
Stanley:’pulls his key out and walks towards his car, he unlocks the car and gets in, he shivers a bit’now, time to get out of here.
Before he starts the car, he grabs a marker and crosses out an area on a map, he starts the car and starts to drive away.
Stanley: Now, time to go somewhere else.
Then he looks at the sign and sighs.
Stanley: first, i have to go to an area to dry off and change into new clothes, and also treat the injuries the mob gave to me with those rocks………i don’t know where to go…………’grabs the map and looks at it’
Then he sees an area he isn’t banned from.
Stanley: It looks like this one could work, I just need to find a quick area, put on a spare pair of clothes i got………and also shave the beard i got.
Later……………
Stanley:’showering in a public shower, he winced a bit as he looked at the cuts on his body’damn, I didn't expect them to have a good aim………
Then he turns the shower off and tries himself off, then he walks towards a mirror and grabs his razor, then starts to shave his beard.
Stanley:’thinks’now……….what should I do?
He continues shaving his beard until it is all gone, then he throws the hair away and grabs a hair of scissors, he starts to cut his hair.
Stanley:’thinks’i need to find something else to do………..
After a few minutes, he finishes cutting his hair.
Stanley: Not bad, I certainly got better at cutting hair, well, at least my own hair, but I look good, and the beard was getting itchy.
Then he turns the shower off to quickly rinse the extra hair off of his head, then he shakes himself to get the extra hair off his hair.
Stanley: all done.
Then he adjusts the clothes on him and smirks.
Stanley: Now, I wonder where to go next……………
He walks out of the public bathroom and goes back into his car, he winces a bit at the cuts and bruises he had, but he didn’t care, he had other stuff to deal with, he had to go to his next place and figure out the next product he had to make.
Stanley: I should get some food first.
Then he heard his stomach growls and groans.
Stanley: ya, I have to get something to eat.
Then he looks out of the window and sighs.
Stanley: I just need to find out what to do………..and hope there aren’t any cops around that recognize me.
Then he looks at an old photo of him and ford.
Stanley: I bet you're really disappointed in me right now, look at the mess I've gotten myself into, I look like a mess, I'm on the run once again and I'm covered in bruises and cuts, it's probably best for me to cover them up until I'm able to go, I'm sure the cops know by now that they were throwing rocks at me.
Then he picks up the photo and frowns, looking at how young and happy he was with his twin brother, he tears up.
Stanley: I miss you, sixer……….
Then he quickly wipes his tears away, he shakes his head and puts the photo back up, then he looks at himself.
Stanley: I'm going to prove to them that I can make a name for myself, and I'll be rich! And I'll prove myself to everyone!