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Its Friday night and there's nothing to do other then brainrot in bed then Suddenly on your feed its a video that says do NOT say bloody mary in the mirror 3 times with a candle at 3 AM
Lucky for you it was 2:50 (go to sleep) and you had a candle somewhere in your room or house
Finally you find the candle and lighter and head to the mirror 2:59 just in time
You start the second the clock strikes 3
Bloody mary....
Bloodymary....
Bloodmary....
....the room fills with suspense literally nothing happens it was stupid to belive ghost where even real
"Everybody my names simon" a voice suddenly said
Holy fucking shit
"Simon am telling you, you sound exactly like this one YouTuber" another voice says
You try to find where the voice is coming from only to find a portal in the roof and... is that screaming you quickly jump out of the way just in time as two grown men fall out the portal
At this point you would of preferred the stupid ghost is that Ryan gosling?
"Oh my god what happened " the blond one says rubbing his head
"Who the fuck is that" the black haired one hisses
"Oh uh me?" You panic
"Theres literally no one else there" the man spat
"Am y/n" you say while checking your pocket for your phone to call literally anyone
"Thats a stupid nam-" the guy gets cut off by Ryan gosling or at least his look alike
"Be nice simon" the blond man sighed
By now you figured out the guys name is simon but the other ones name is unknown
"Am ryland grace" the man smiled and reaches out this hand you dont take it, actually your kinda scared
"Why are you guys here" now that you think about it, its probably your fault maybe these people are the ghost of bloodymary
"We dont know a portal just opened from the floor it was kinda like a vortex" ryland sighs
"What is this place" simon suddenly speaks
"A bathroom....we should probably get out of here" you grab the broom that was leaning in the corner and sweep them out for some reason they havent stood up yet
Simon is staring daggers at you but you just sweep him with the broom
You guide them to the kitchen And have them sit down and take a deep breath
"I have no fucking idea whats going on" you bang your head against the wall
"Uh" ryland stammers before deciding not to say anything at all
You turn around to see ryland trying to think and simon just staring at ryland...gay
"Are you guys together" you say trying not to sound mean some people aren't openly gay and its alrig-
"U-UH WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT" rylands face turns red as he stammers simon looks away clearly disappointed
Oh.
This makes sense now simon likes this guy and this guy is either oblivious or doesnt like him back because no way ryland isnt gay your gay-dar whatever they call it is ringing bells sooooo
"Can i use the bathroom" ryland asks hes probably a bit confused you know how it is when you get transferred to a different dimension
You wait until you hear the door close before you confront simon you literally havent had a good idea since midnight so why not keep the streak going
"Cough We all know you like ryland cough" smart say it casually, simons face goes a little red
"WHOS WE!...It doesnt matter anyway he said he didnt like me just now didnt you hear" simon sighs then burries his face in his hands
"No he just said what makes me say that theres hope twin" you say trying to hype him up
"Twin? Anyway I wouldn't want to disturb him anyway hes already done a lot for me" your not going to let this turn into a slow burn with 100 chapters so you need to start thinking
"He likes you too I can tell" forget trying to get them home your now investing in this relationship simons face goes fully red this time. Gay.
"How do you know" simon seems to be listening very intently now its summer break and you havent been able to speak with your friends in person a lot so this is the closest you can get with telling people gossip
"I just do you've got to trust me" you say trying to convince him
"Why should I it took me a while to even trust him why should I just listen to you" Simon accuses
"Do you want a boyfriend or not" you sigh and simon goes quiet before reluctantly nodding
"So what are you guys talking about" ryland suddenly appears
"How to get you guys back home" good job being slick with it claps*
The second ryland walks in front of you, you wildly start gesturing for Simon to go to the restroom hoping he gets the hint, acting normal when ryland turns around
"Uh i also need to use the facilities" simon says before escaping
"GET your man ryland" frick being causal if he cant even tell simon likes him hes not going to get the hint
"Huh what are you talking about also please call me grace" He smiles
"We all know you like simon" you tell grace
"WHO IS WE WHAT WE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" you and grace turn to simon whos yells are muffled through the door
"Okay anyway GET your man he likes you, you like him lock in" you emphasize, grace nods seriously and simon comes out of the bathroom
Its probably your turn to go to a different room so you leave okay now you should probably brainstorm on how to get them home you said bloodymary to get them here...bloody goodbye???
You give them a bit longer before coming back aaaaaand their making out at least you sped up the progress here's a metal
"AM COMING BACK NOW" you yell so they can knock it off it works too so now you just gotta send them back
"Alright time to get yall home" you sigh your tired of dealing with the gays
"Did you figure out a way to get us home?" Grace questions
"No but I have a theory" you say smartly because smart of smart (go to sleep💔)
You have them follow you to the bathroom and light your candle again
Bloody goodbye....
Bloody goodbye....
Bloody goodbye....
"It didnt do anything" simon exhales
Suddenly a hole appears in the ceiling and sucks them in
"HOLY FUCK" simon yells
"What the fudge" grace exclaims before the portal shuts
.....how are you going to tell your boss about this when you come in late from lack of sleep tomorrow