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Part 2 of Harem Twilight
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2026-07-27
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2026-09-20
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Jésus Christ, There's a Sequel

Summary:

What happens when a previously depressed teen reads Dark Moon: The Blood Altar and their friends point out that it's kinda similar to Twilight? They narrate the entire story to their friends with Twilight references. And what happens when that previously depressed teen that's now a stressed adult finds out that there's a sequel to one of the biggest inside jokes of her highschool? They write a sequel fic.

Come along with me for a better written narration of the events of Dark Moon: Two Moons; filled with lots of sarcasm, jokes, some storytelling and a couple randomly inserted statements.

Notes:

I strongly recommend reading the original webcomic along with or before reading this or it will be a bit confusing, especially because this is a sequel. But I promise it'll still be entertaining.

Also, I recommend reading this on a phone as that was both the way it was orignally written and intended to be read. Remember, this is first and foremost a joking narration for my friends.

For anyone who reads this, enjoy (it's really funny) and leave comments on your thoughts of my narration.

Chapter 1: Jésus Christ, There's a Sequel

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And now. Never before seen, HAREM TWILIGHT! The ✨sequel✨ (you will get updates whenever I read an episode which may be a lot at first because there's already some episodes out) now, last time we ended on Bella finally accepts herself and her vampirism after realizing she's like... A princess. Idk I didn't wanna go back and reread the og, but you should. Also, I realized that I did say the author hinted at a sequel in the og story so I guess I'm just trying to erase this story from my mind. Anyway. Onto the main show!

Ah okay they started with a recap. Bella was almost like killed by Aro and then she gifted her vampirism to the vamp boyz (especially Edward) and sent them to the future to one day meet again. And then during the first story, they reunited 1000 years later and defeated Aro. And now. A month after the events of Harem Twili- I mean Dark Moon: The Blood Altar, Bella is going on a date with Edward! Her first one. Oh wow. They're on their date now. Ah yes. Classic "oh no the random ferris wheel we're on swung and we fell into eachother and it's so awkward aha..." And Edward is all like "never leave my side babe" and then they kiss. But the reason the the ferris wheel swung? An evil vampire, possibly one of Aro's, was eating someone in a lower cart. Now back to school and Bella is daydreaming about hard-launching. When she's interrupted by... I never assigned these characters names in the og so... Well. All the other vamp boyz. Names tbd. Anyway... Oh! There's another Bella! But we have no idea wtf is going on. There's 2 of em now. So i will refer to em as Bella and... Belle? (Don't mix those up) Anyway that's the end of ch1!