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Harem Twilight

Summary:

What happens when a depressed teenager reads Dark Moon: The Blood Altar and their friends points out that it's similar to Twilight? They read it, and narrate it to their friends. Come along on this narrator's perspective of the popular K-pop webtoon with a Twilight twist. Filled with lots of sarcasm, jokes, some story telling, and a couple inserted random statements.

Notes:

This is my first fanfic and I don't even like either of these fandoms. But this started as an inside joke to my friends and it seems a shame to not share this... art with other. Chapters will mostly be shorter as this is a retelling of another webcomic and I hope to update once a week but idk.
Also, Italic words= narrator giving own thoughts

Chapter 1: The first encounter... with half the harem

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And welcome to the never before seen first episode of HAREM TWILIGHT..

 

The episode starts off showing a young blond boy with a vampire bite and a stake through the chest. He is dead. Villagers whispering if it may be a little girl who's caused nothing but trouble since coming to the village. Because of course it’s a 6-7 year old, yeah that makes soooo much sense.

Cut to a young Bella with dark black hair and pink streaks hiding and crying. What 6 year old child has pink hair dye... As she remembers the day she met the young dead boy. He made a joke about everyone thought she was a vampire. Bella talks about how she has a secret power that her parents forbid her from showing. The two become fast friends. And she shows him her powers. He asks her to bite his neck, to further prove she isn't a vampire. She bites his neck and nothing happens. Mmm... Kinky. okay yeah children but also wtf why did the author do this.

 

*The next day*

 

Her best friend is in a house fire and she shows her powers to save him. Lifting a huge block of concrete. Gasp, this next part is shocking. The villagers are horrified

And cut back to him dead days after that.

 

*Present time, 10 years later*

 

Bella is moving to a new boarding school. While getting introduced she meets a tall stranger with short black hair and a cross earring in one ear. Who steps past but looks back for some reason.

Bella see’s her room for the first time, it's disgusting and messy but she's excited to clean it. Wtf kinda unfortunate life has she had that cleaning is exciting, she's also all alone because plot armour. She cleans while thinking about how she hates vampire's when the stranger from earlier comes into her room as she's...

Oop. Holding her bed above her head easily. As she cries to him, she's not a vampire. And he believes her because despite literally just meeting, he trusts her. Because again, plot armour

And the episode ends with her basically saying that no one hates vampires more than her. Something tells me she's gonna meet some vampires in this story