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    “It’s June 3rd.”

    June…3rd? It wasn’t either of their birthdays. Not a public holiday. No one important died today.

    It could only be some sort of Tony Stark tomfoolery. 

    He folded his arms, raising an amused brow. “I’ll bite, what’s June 3rd?”

    Tony brandished a worn-looking piece of paper with a dramatic flourish. “It’s the date that you agreed to marry me, if we were both forty and unwed.” 

    Steve looked at the slightly yellowed paper, wide eyed, as he spotted his wonky signature in blue ink along the bottom. 

    Oh my god.

    Or two decades ago, Steve signed a contract while under the influence, and Tony comes to collect.

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