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1. Being A Saint Is Exhausting, Sue Me I Wanna Be Wanted by unnecessary_footnote

   Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jackson Healy/Holland March
   • Jackson Healy & Holly March
   • Holland March & Holly March
   • Jackson Healy
   • Jackson Healy's Ex-Wife
   • June (The Nice Guys)
   • Holland March
   • Holly March
   • Walking in on Someone
   • Cheating
   • which June starts
   • but Jack kinda finishes
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • March wants this but he's also pretty scared when he offers so do with that what you will
   • Fat Shaming
   • from Healy to himself
   • Holland March Has an Oral Fixation
   • Bottom Holland March
   • Pathetic Holland March
   • Jackson Healy is Down Bad for Holland March
   • Implied/Referenced Child Neglect
   • Holland is going through a lot but so is Holly and she deserves more
   • Bisexual Holland March
   • Healy's anything you want him to be honestly
   • Top Jackson Healy
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
   • Blow Jobs
   • First Kiss
   • Making Out

   Summary

   Jackson Healy is relatively new to the jealous husband routine, and following one's wife to a dive bar conveniently positioned near a two-star motel may be considered poor relationship etiquette.
   But he's on a collision course, and there's not much he can do about that now. An object in motion will stay in motion and all that.

   However, this object in motion is not expecting his wife to get pissy with him for walking in on her new conquest, and he's expecting the blowjob proposal from said conquest even less.

   ______________

   Healy catches his wife with another man, who then offers to suck his dick if he promises not to punch him for the whole ordeal.

   As one does when one is Holland March.

   Series

   • Part 1 of inertia and the forces against it

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