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1. Nothing Happened (Until It Did) by nolongerhumaan

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   10 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Columbina/Sandrone (Genshin Impact)
   • Columbina (Genshin Impact)
   • Sandrone (Genshin Impact)
   • Arlecchino (Genshin Impact)
   • La Signora (Genshin Impact)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Pantalone (Genshin Impact)
   • Fluff
   • Humor
   • semi-canon
   • Oblivious Columbina (Genshin Impact)
   • Soft Sandrone (Genshin Impact)
   • Idiots in Love
   • Sandrone keeps making it worse
   • pulonia can speak
   • fatui shenanigans
   • Misunderstandings
   • everyone thinks they're dating (they aren't yet)
   • sandrone is dumb
   • are we surprised

   Summary

   Mikhail has a theory.

   It is, by every measurable standard, a terrible theory.

   It also turns out to be correct.

   Eventually.

   Or: one Fatui agent accidentally starts a palace-wide rumor about Sandrone and Columbina, Sandrone proceeds to make everything infinitely worse by denying it, and Columbina remains blissfully unaware that honesty is not always the best policy.

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   English

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