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SHURIKEN WAS AGAINST BOOMBOX DURING A PHIGHT!!!!11!!
it was very scary. and shuriken wasnvery very scared because if he killed boombox he would be very very sad. okay. it was conquer and banhammer (hes on boomboxs team. ok) was being very scare and shurikens team didnt want to go on te point but katana arrived!1! (katana is on shurikens team. ok) and started phighting! banhammer and it was very very intense so shuriken walked away to find boombox. he finds boombox and stares into his digital green orbs
"waow,,, hello boomba…" shuriken murmurs with his beautiful melodic voice
"helo shurieken…" boolbox responded and they kissed very very lovingly while banhammer and kitana kept having an aura moment with jojo music and stuff idk. shuriken and boombox kept kissing and it was very very awesome until slingshit arrived and ruined everything becaus slingshot is annoying.
"hey guys- OH MY SFOTH!!1!1" slingshot yelled and boombox and shuriken broke apart very shocked and very scared
"wat aryou doing!! GET ON POINT NOOOOOOWWW!!!!11! ok?," slingshot yelled very very angry
shuriken and boombox arrived to the point where banana and katboy were still phighting and kitkatana killed banhammer because hes just cool like that and banhammer died forever makibg windforce very very mad and she came down from the sky or something and killed katana and there were no more phights ever and boombox and shuri got married forver and ever the end