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1. 【豆腐丝】皇家德比大舞台！没有秘密你别来！ by smile1020

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

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   28 Jul 2026

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   • Robert Lewandowski/Marco Reus
   • Thibaut Courtois/Kevin De Bruyne

   Summary

   谁的追妻最努力？谁的婚姻最和美？谁的中锋最急需？谁又在感情中涂伤悲？噫吁嚱，悲乎伤哉，前程光灿灿，追妻路漫漫！想要老婆孩子热炕头？先给我一个重新开始的理由！

    

   都听见了吗！什么空门不进都是假的！优秀的基因组合成优秀的孩子！世界级的父母培养出世界级的中锋！盛年不重来，一日难再晨！如果真的是u14的话，那这个孩子起码是在多特时期生下的！给新手奶爸奶妈投票！这里是不童老颜迎娶欧洲女神！九五至尊神猛灌多特小火箭！
   以后谁还敢再说我们德国没有大中锋！都坐下！德国闪击波兰算什么！我们现在已经血脉相融肌肤相亲水乳交融孕育出爱情的结晶！共创国际和平友好沟通神话！力争拿下2034年世界杯冠军！

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