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How to Plan a Sex Party with Your Friends by salty_runback
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2026
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Harry weighed up the two vials of lube in his hands, feeling like a gold appraiser at Gringotts. But unlike those keen-eyed bankers, he couldn't discern any difference between the vials, besides their labels. Did the shopkeeper draw up different labels for the same item? “Let’s try this one,” he decided. The shopkeeper smiled and asked if he needed anything else. “Actually, could you ring me up for 13 more of these? I’m hosting a party this weekend.” (This story is set after Deathly Hallows and ignores Cursed Child.)
