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1. The Healy Objective by great_white_shark

   Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jackson Healy/Holland March
   • Holland March
   • Jackson Healy
   • Kathleen the Mom
   • holly is finally here as well
   • minor role though because this is still. you know. porn.
   • Porn With Some Plot
   • Top Jackson Healy
   • Bottom Holland March
   • Anal Sex
   • Bottoming from the Top
   • Topping from the Bottom
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Breeding Kink
   • Feminization
   • Weight Gain
   • Belly Kink
   • Pain Kink
   • Strength Kink
   • Begging
   • in which i put march and healy in a shake ‘n bake of kinks to see what comes out
   • also:
   • Period Typical Attitudes
   • not too bad but you know they would be at least a little outdated insensitive etc. about some of this stuff

   Summary

   Holland March has been conned into hosting the end-of-year party for Holly’s eighth grade class. And yeah, he doesn’t want to do it, and the other parents won’t leave him alone, and there are too many people in his fucking yard.

   But a certain conversation with another parent sparks a plan in March’s mind, so really, it’s not all bad. Because now he has a new objective, which he will achieve by any means necessary:

   Get pregnant by one Jackson Healy.

   (In other words: March wants Healy to knock him up so bad, even though it’s physically impossible, and they have insane sex about it.)

   Series

   • Part 4 of they're not that nice

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   English

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