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THE MIGHTY NEIN!!!
imjester: YOU GUYSSSS i’m so excited for camp!!!
imjester: i miss you all sooooooo much <3<3<3
beauthemonk: jes i saw u literally an hour ago
imjester: AND???
circusman: i miss you too, darling
circusman: beau is being a dick
imjester: thank you molly i love you most
beauthemonk: molly wtf??
circusman: just telling the truth
beauthemonk: ur face looks so punchable rn
widogast: The summer just started and we are already threatening violence?
fjordtough: i don’t know what else you’d expect
circusman: it’s ok, it’s how she shows her love
beauthemonk: youre so obnoxious
circusman: right back atcha <3
beauthemonk: ew
nottthebrave: Caleb these people are all so weird
widogast: Ja, they are a bit strange.
imjester: HEY >:(
fjordtough: excuse me?
widogast: *Our friends are a bit strange.
imjester: THANK YOU
circusman: aww, he admits that we’re friends
nottthebrave: Shut the fuck up
nottthebrave: That wasn’t for you
beauthemonk: has anyone heard from yasha? she never said if she was coming back to camp this year
widogast: I did not know this was a question.
fjordtough: yeah i figured she was. haven’t heard otherwise from essek
imjester: is hot boi head counselor this year???
widogast: Please do not call him that.
imjester: come ON caleb you have eyes
widogast: I don’t like calling him things behind his back.
imjester: oh ill say it to his face dont worry
widogast: That is not what I meant.
fjordtough: yeah, he got promoted. they sent out an email
imjester: oh i dont read those
nottthebrave: I want to be you when I grow up
imjester: awww <3
fjordtough: nott i thought you were older than jes?
nottthebrave: Have you ever heard of a joke
beauthemonk: jesus fucking christ i hate u ppl
beauthemonk: @circusman is yasha working at camp this summer?
circusman: bossy
beauthemonk: molly istg
circusman: yea she is
circusman: you’re very demanding, do you know that?
beauthemonk: fuck off
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Private Message: beauthemonk and circusman
beauthemonk: thanks
circusman: gross
circusman: np
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THE MIGHTY NEIN!!!
nottthebrave: What does she do when she’s not at camp?
fjordtough: go to school like the rest of us?
nottthebrave: I will smother you in your sleep
nottthebrave: I meant when she takes time off in the summer. She’s so secretive
yasha: I just have other things to take care of.
nottthebrave: DO YOU NOT SEE HOW CREEPY THAT SOUNDS
yasha: I’m answering your question.
nottthebrave: You scare me
imjester: YASHAAAAA I MISSED YOU
imjester: AND BEAU DID TOO
imjester: she was reallyyyyyy worried about you ;)
yasha: Was she?
beauthemonk: jes is being dramatic
beauthemonk: i wasnt that worried
yasha: Oh.
beauthemonk: i mean i was a normal amount of worried
beauthemonk: like i wanted to know if all of us would be at camp
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Private Message: beauthemonk and circusman
circusman: good save
beauthemonk: shut the fuck up
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THE MIGHTY NEIN!!!
yasha: Well it seems like we will be.
beauthemonk: good!
beauthemonk: anyways
beauthemonk: how r ppl getting there
widogast: I will be picking Nott up on my way.
nottthebrave: I’ve been making a playlist
circusman: oh that’s wonderful
circusman: yash is taking her bike, and i believe i’m invited to sit on the back?
yasha: Yes, always.
circusman: fantastic
imjester: you will be such a beautiful koala
beauthemonk: jes and i r at the chateau so fjord we could grab u otw
fjordtough: much obliged
fjordtough: i’d offer to drive but my truck’s ac broke
imjester: RIP the ball eater :((
fjordtough: don’t call it that
beauthemonk: rip ball eater
fjordtough: no
circusman: fly high ball eater! gone too soon
fjordtough: it’s not dead it’s just a bit warm
fjordtough: also please stop
nottthebrave: RIP BALL EATER
nottthebrave: CAR THAT ATE BALLS
widogast: The Ball Eater shall be missed.
fjordtough: i hate all of you.
fjordtough: except you, yasha
yasha: Thanks, Fjord.
yasha: Sorry about the Ball Eater. It was a good car.
fjordtough: goddamnit.