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Five knights at Teddy's : Yoichi - san ? Is this the group chat you are talking about ? It's so boring here
Blue rose 🌹: Who are you and why are you calling him by "Yoichi"? Only I can call him by his first name
Magician 💫 : You mean "we" right? I also call him "Yoichi" you know..... You are not special 😊
Blue rose 🌹 : SHUT UP NESS ! I told you many times not to call him Yoichi
The Sadist : Dawg it's just a name
Benchitoshi : No he has a point ..... Also why is my name changed to Benchitoshi?
Isagi Sae : Cause you deserve it after selling the game
Happy bee 🐝 : ..... First address the bigger elephant in the room.... Why did you change your name to Isagi Sae?
Police officer : So the TikTok rumors were true..... Sae is indeed taking Isagi's surname to save his brand
Temu Isagi : I heard there is a trend going on where husband takes their wife's surname..... Does that mean?
Copy cat : Oh please! Why will Isagi go for sofatoshi when me a rich handsome billionaire is right there
Lazy genius : Bro Isagi doesn't deserve a chud like you.... Like every billionaire you will cheat on him with random models..... He is better off you
Copy cat : Not every billionaire is the same! Plus I am a way better option than a lazy seal
Lazy genius : Atleast I will have enough time to stay in bed with him and cuddle with him ..... You will just be busy in meetings
Benchitoshi : ISAGI DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT LUKEWARM PEOPLE LIKE YOU! And y'all are planning future with him
CEO of no2 agenda : So slow..... I already planned our kids names
God sprinter : Dawg you can't get him pregnant 😭
CEO of no2 agenda : I can if I try hard
Freaky Demon : Dude is even freakier than me 💀
Five knights at Teddy's :...... Y'all are weird.... But I am a worthless puppet.... So I can't say anything
The heart of blue lock : You are not worthless Teddy
Everyone : ISAGI!!!
Benchitoshi : You have been here all this time?
CEO of no2 agenda : Can we try to create babies Isagi Yoichi?
Shidou's bestie : Someone stop bro! 😭
The heart of blue lock : SHUT UP HUGO! Teddy you are not worthless ! You are very important for me
Five knights at Teddy's : You think so?
The heart of blue lock : Yes!!! Don't worry I will fix you
Blue rose 🌹 : Fix me instead Yoichi 😏
"The heart of blue lock" kicked out "Blue rose 🌹" from the group chat