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Trump was craving more social media attention because he wanted clout since he didn't get enough interesting clout from social media like Biden or whatever. Trump opened his phone and started doom scrolling, just to watch food influencers talk about food in the newest and hottest places.
Trump then scrolled and found a video where a lady was eating crazy ass food for mukbang. The lady was eating those bright blue frostings coated around a large, thick bar of butter. Just looking at it would give me a heart attack and understand why obesity is an issue in some states.
Trump desire to go famous caused his mindset to think about any other things he could eat that would give him views.
Trump went outside and saw a bright colored salamander that was about to die soon. It laid on the grass under the hot burning sun, with the red skin shining in the light. The salamander was plump and fat, making Trump drool and lick his lips. He looked around outside and found like 69 more salamanders so Trump picked it up and brought it to his home and washed it.
He was going to use it for his new mukbang video.
Trump turned on the lights in his room, sat down on his seat, and set his plate with the salamanders on the table, and started the video. He poured melted chocolate, melted butter, and funfetti sprinkles on the salamanders while he thought " THE MORE, THE MERRIER". He munched on the salamander as he made disgusting chewing sounds in the mic. Once he was done, he quickly edited the video and then posted it online.
Meanwhile, he was sitting in his room, resting as he felt his stomach rumble. He quickly ran to the bathroom cuz the salamander was soooooo nasty and he exploded in there. Trump's video gained traction as it got 69.67M views and people were reacting to the video. He mostly got videos where people were talking about how people eat the most random shit ever like that one lady on tiktok who fucking eats butter and funfetti sprinkles like it was the last thing on Earth.
Trump laid on the bathroom floor as he opened his phone and saw the comments, making fun of his stupidity and random-ness that he decided to flush himself down the drain and into wherever the toilet water takes him.