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1. Closeted by UndeadAlkaline

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace
   • Bloody Mary - Freeform
   • author's first bloody mary
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Past Trauma
   • Panic Attacks
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Thinks Ryland Grace is an Angel
   • The Convict | Simon Lives (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Needs a Hug (Iron Lung)
   • Alternate Universe - Flower Shop & Tattoo Parlor
   • No beta we die like the monster
   • there is no proofreading in this hail mary
   • i'll work on that i swear

   Summary

   Grace rolls his eyes, moving along to get the food, as Simon watches him, twirling his dark hard a bit like a school girl in love. Once Grace returns, Simon smirks. “Y’know, you’re almost as hot as Ryan Gosling.

   The dirty blonde mock gasps, “Really? Well… You’re about as good looking as Markiplier”.

   The dark haired male blinks slowly, “Who the fuck is Markiplier? What the Hell is a Markiplier?”.

   aka

   I write a bloody mary because why not.

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   English

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