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Jangst fic wow amazing

Summary:

Made by my friend, Vee. This fic iz amazing.🪨
Shitpost🪨

Notes:

“I’m gonna crack N” -the author

TWs!
- cringe
- dihpression

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Chapter 1: Clinical Jepression

Chapter Text

J was eating the insides of a worker drone, when she realized that she lwk depressed🐺👿🥺🥺.

 

“Oh no im depression🥺🥺🥺” J said depressionly

 

J then started crying and turned ito a sad bart simpson edit.

 

“Heh..u just dont understand my pain.. 👿👿👿👿👿🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺” J depressedly said again, putting on a fake smile, while a black bar slowly faded onto her face.

 

N and V were watching this all unfold, and N finally decided to ask about it.

“J, whats wrong? You look depressed” N asked.

“Stfu N…” J responded coldly, “You won’t understand my suffering..”

“Why are you suffering? It’s such a joyous day today!” N stated.

 

J sighed, as she held back tears, not wanting to show weakness. “JcJenson wont give me any more branded p-pens…life is meaningless now…” she said as Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD played in her emo headphones.

 

“W-what?” N said, his fake smile dropping. “T-this can’t be!!!”

 

N’s eyes then started glowing from his usual yellow to a deep, blood red. His mechanical wings suddenly turned into red and black demon wings, and two devil horns appeared on his head. His hair went from a silver color to an evil shade of black. J and V could only watch in horror as N unleashed…his true form.

 

“Heh…I guess now you know the true me now…😈😈🐺🏳️‍🌈” N said darkly (almost as dark as his soul), “I only pretended to be happy and whimsical, when in reality, I was dying on the inside🖤🥀🐺👿… but now that JcJenson has stopped giving us branded pens, I can now longer hide my true emotions…”

 

J and V were shocked at first, but then realized. “H-heh” J smirked, “You thought you were the only one..?”

 

Suddenly, the full moon came out, and J started transforming. In place of her robotic arms were paws, two ears formed, as well as a tail, and robotic fur grew on her robotic body. 

 

“Heh…I’m actually the alpha demon-wolf hybrid top princess, omega…you don’t wanna mess with me…” J growled as she howled at the moon.

 

“Yeah, I know this is my first line in this stupid ass fanfic, but what the actual hell is going on??” V rudely stated. N and J then slowly turned towards her…

 

5 minutes later, N and J were eating the shredded remains of V’s dead body. 

 

“Good thing this omega is gone…” J growled, “She was getting in the way of our super tuff emo evil alpha plan anyway…”