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1. The Wonders of Effective Pain Medication by Bean_in_a_Pan

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Jul 2026

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   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • BloodyMary gives me life
   • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Mutated The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Touch-Starved The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Loves Ryland Grace
   • Can Be Read As Romantic
   • can be read as platonic and Simon just just think's Grace is objectively beautiful
   • Rocky is the Best (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
   • He/Him Pronouns for Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
   • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
   • Fuck AI
   • No Beta because I low-key forgor and just wanna post this already

   Summary

   Simon wakes up on the Hail Mary, high on pain-killers, and has a generally great time.

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