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it was a normal day in school yea and Alphys was taking attendance.
“Berdly?” -“Here!!🤓🤓”
“Noelle?” -“Here..”
“Kris?” -
“Susie?” -“Whasgood”
Ms Alphys finished taking attendance and turned towards the classroom. “Class, we have new students attending the school. Welcome ‘Ralsei’ and ‘Lancer’”
”Wait.. what?” Susie turned towards Kris. “Did you hear what I hear?”
The door opened and Ralsei walked in. “Hi m’am!” Lancer ran in “Hohoho whatsgooooddd!!!” Susie sprang out of her seat “Lancer!!” Susie dabbed up Lancer and waved at Ralsei “Noo way you’re actually here.”
“Take a seat!” Ms Alphys yelled “Shut the actual fuuuuckkk up Alphys” Susie yelled back.
”Wha- How dare you say that to me Susie!! Detention!” Susie rolled her eyes at Alphys. “Whatever, c’mon Lancer take a seat next to me”. Lancer ran over to the seat next to Susie’s “This chair is uncomfortable!!” Susie laughed “I know brah”
Ralsei looked around and spotted Kris “Hi Kris! Do I sit next to you?”
- Kris nodded
“Okay!”
Alphys looked around and right as she was about to start the class, but Berdly piped in “Ermmmm, miss, you forgot to collect the homework!!” Alphys turned around “Oh that’s right!”
”Holy shit shut the actual fuck up Berdly” Susie barked at Berdly. Alphys took Berdly’s and Noelle’s homework, and then walked up to Ralsei “Do you have the homework?”
”Uh.. I just arrived here toda- “DETENTION!” Alphys yelled and looked at Kris. “Do you have the homework?”
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“Detention Kris.” Alphys looked over at Susie, and before she could ask her if she had the homework, Susie snapped back “I ate the entire fucking book” Alphys sighed and looked at Lancer. “Do you have the homework?” “What’s homework?” Lancer asked.
”DETENTION!!” Susie growled at Alphys “What the shit he just arrived here! And so did Ralsei!!” Alphys looked at Susie “But it’s his responsibility to get it done!”
After class was over and the bell rung, Alphys yelled out to the class “Everyone can leave EXCEPT for those staying for detention.”
Ralsei looked around nervously “Detention? On the first day? Am I a bad kid?” Kris turned to him, “No your not.”
”Yeah, Alphys just gave you detention for no reason! You did nothing wrong!” Susie reassured Ralsei. “What about me?” Lancer piped up. “Yeah, you didn’t do anything neither.”
Ralsei stood up to stretch but Alphys snapped back to look at him. “EXCUSEEEE ME, you must stay in your seat young lady.”
The whole classroom gasped, “Excuse me, did you just call me lady?”. Ralsei paused, “I use HE/HIM PRONOUNS.”
”What? No, I’m sorry, it was a misunderstan-“ Susie did a backflip so awesome it killed Alphys “Misgendering in the big ‘26😭🙏”
Noelle walked into the classroom “What the fuck? Why is Alphys dead?” “She misgendered Ralsei.”
“Oh, oh wellllll”
”Well, what do we do now?” Kris asks. “Dunno.” Susie replies, “Let’s go do evil stuff!!” Lancer yells. “Yeah, snore ya later!!” Susie runs off with Lancer. Ralsei turns to Kris. “Uhm, this has been a very eventful day.” Kris nods. Berdly walks into the classroom “What’s all the commoti- OH MY GOD ALPHYS IS DEAD.” Kris turns to Berdly “Type shi”.
“She misgendered Alphys,” Noelle responds. “Oh.”
Berdly glances around the room and looks at Kris. “Uhhh, heyyyyy Krissss..”
Kris looks at Berdly with a blank expression
“Sooooo wanna go do something later todayyyyyy??” Kris nods.
”Yeah… we could meet up at my house so I could totallyyyy beat your ass in my favorite video game.” Berdly adds
“k”
Noelle gives a thumbs up at Berdly from the distance
Kris walks outside of school, Berdly walking alongside them, “Heyyy, how about we walk home togetherr” Kris looks at Berdly blankly as Berdly’s cheek feathers got hot.
“k.” Kris responded
But as Berldy was walking alongside Kris, all of a sudden, Kris reached out and held Berldy’s hand or wing idk
”Ah-“ Berdly froze, he looked over at Kris, who still had a blank expression on their face.
“Do you know where your house is?” Kris asks, Berdly nods “Uh.. yea.. yea..” Berdly continues walking, holding Kris’s hand as they arrive to Berdly’s house. Berdly opens the door and lets Kris in and closes the door behind him, the lock on the door making a soft click. “Sooooo… what do you think about my home?”
Kris looks around
“ Nice home.”
”Heh, yeah..” Berdly sorta just looks at Kris awkwardly