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1. I’m your dream boy, but you’re not my type by ObsessionsOfAPoltergeist

   Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Roronoa Zoro/Sanji
   • Roronoa Zoro
   • Sanji (One Piece)
   • Wano Arc (One Piece)
   • Wano Arc (One Piece) Spoilers
   • Whole Cake Island Arc Spoilers
   • Porn with Plot
   • First Time
   • Pining
   • Top Roronoa Zoro
   • Top Roronoa Zoro/Bottom Sanji (One Piece)
   • Bottom Sanji (One Piece)
   • Pining Roronoa Zoro
   • Flirting
   • Sanji is Not a Vinsmoke
   • Everyone want to bang Sanji
   • First time writing smut so be patient with me
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Post-Time Skip
   • Post-Whole Cake Island Arc
   • Roronoa Zoro and Sanji Bickering
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst

   Summary

   Zoro’s only task in Wano was to keep a low profile.

   Instead, he ends up at a daimyo’s banquet, trapped in polite conversation with a dangerously seductive man. Between the sake, the insinuations, and a bowl of broth that tastes painfully like home, Zoro can almost forget that half his crew is missing.

   Then the household’s beautiful new cook is summoned, smiling like a stranger and submitting far too easily to every hand that reaches for him.

   Zoro has several questions. Most of them can only be asked once he gets the cook alone.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,620

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