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1. Veteran's day by lemur_catta

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Gen, Other
   • Complete Work

   31 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Klaus Hargreeves & Lila Pitts
   • Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Lila Pitts
   • Eudora Patch
   • Drug Use
   • Relapse
   • Overdose
   • Angst
   • i threw in a hookup with patch just to be chaotic
   • in the spirit of klaus
   • klaus trauma 4 ever

   Summary

   Every night Klaus drank mouthwash then turned on the television and watched infomercials until the worst of the cravings passed or he got too tired to do anything about them. But he wasn't going to make it tonight. Everything just hurt too much. Lila was asleep. Diego was asleep. There was a poltergeist inside him and it was wide awake.

   "I'm going out for cigarettes," Klaus called out softly, to nobody, as he slipped out the back door.

   Series

   • Part 4 of Astral Weeks (Season 4 fix-it)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,871

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   4

   Hits:

   39