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1. What a Stupid Lamb, What a Sick, Masochistic Lion by alexanderxbetsey

   Fandoms: The Lost Boys (Movies), The Lost Boys - Hoch/Hornsby/The Rescues  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • David/Michael Emerson (Lost Boys)
   • David (Lost Boys)
   • Michael Emerson (Lost Boys)
   • Twilight AU
   • human!michael
   • Dubious Consent
   • Hair-pulling
   • Neck Kissing
   • Blood Drinking
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • David is a little shit
   • David knows exactly what he's doing
   • Michael is an oblivious dumb dumb
   • Possessive David
   • Manipulative David (Lost Boys)

   Summary

   David saves Michael from a mugging, and Michael learns a little something about what happens when David's things get hurt

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,796

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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