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Published:
2026-07-31
Updated:
2026-08-04
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4/?
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the horrifying and sad stories of inanimate insanity 🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭

Summary:

satire fanfic i wrote for shits amd giggles ig
so uh if anyone cares imma update this every day :>
probably more frequently than that

Notes:

Knife and sutocade have an argument and get divorced 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 (SAD)

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Chapter 1: Knife And Suitcase Argument 😭😭😭😭😭 (YOU WILL CRY)

Chapter Text

“khine why would you do that??????“ suitdase said to knife
“oh cmon it was just a little slap”
“nuh uh”
“yuh huh”
“knife!!“
“SHUT UP YOU BITCH” knife alapped suitcase
suifcasw croed. she wekt to balon
“hi suitcase” blaoon said to suitcase
suitcase was sad. koif hurt hhr
“balloon, knife hit me in the face :(”
knifr waled in
“SUITCASE” he yelld “I WANT A DIVORCE”
“KNIFE NO DONT DO THIS TO MEEEE” supocase cried
knifr smacksd duoitcase many times
end of story