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Kitchen group
Thomas, Aldo, Goffredo, Agnès, Ray, Janusz, Willy, Vincent
00:03 am
Goffredo: Why there's light in the kitchen ?
Aldo: It's midnight, what the hell are you doing?
Goffredo: None of your business
Aldo: Then why you're disturbing everyone ?
Thomas: What's happening ?
Goffredo: There's 3 idiots arguing in the kitchen
Thomas: What? What do you mean?
Aldo: You’re drunk or hallucinating ?
Goffredo: Why would i be freaking hallucinating ?!
Aldo: smoking
Goffredo: shut the hell up!
00:15 am
Janusz: Well i'm sorry to disturb, I think we may have a problem
Thomas: Why? What's happened, Janusz ? Is everything okay?
Ray: Goffredo collapse in the kitchen
Thomas: WHAT !?
Willy: It's his faute, he opened the pot
Aldo: What the hell are you 3 doing with a freaking pot at midnight !?
Willy: Kartoffelschnaps
Janusz: Vodka
Ray: Alcohol
Thomas: Is he okay?
Ray: He's really drunk
Aldo: 🤣🤣
Thomas: How much ?
Willy: Like laughing in a corner because he can't stand up kind of drunk
Vincent: Is everyone okay? Is it common in Europe to make alcohol at home?
Willy: Ja, when you're son of a peasant or just the big countryside
Ray: Aldo, can you take Goffredo to his room?
Aldo: Why me?!
Willy: Aren't you his bestie ?
Aldo: BESTIE ?!
Willy: Ya, please come get him
Agnès: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU BOYS DOING ?! I can smell alcohol in my room!
Janusz: Sorry, Goffredo opened the pot
Agnès: I come, I gonna show you how to make eau de vie
Willy: Schnaps is already eau de vie, it's just not the same name
Agnès: I come
Ray: I didn't know you knew how to make alcohol, I thought you’re a noble family
Agnès: Noble don't mean incapable, Ray
Janusz: We used 2 pots and a tube
Agnès: Perfect
2:19 am
Aldo: Why is electricity shot down? Something happened ?
Thomas: Why does it smell like old burned plastic ?
Goffredo (still drunk): You smoked it 🤣
Janusz: We may have had an accident
Vincent: Is everyone okay?
Goffredo (drunk) : Who fucked who?
Ray: Nobody
Goffredo: Who fucked what?
Willy: Der Toaster fing Feuer.
Aldo: Feuer??
Thomas: It mean fire, Aldo
Aldo: IT BURNED!?
Ray: When we plugged the toaster in the plug and the cable made a bit of fire
Willy: Like woush feuer
Vincent: Is everyone okay ?
Thomas: What were you doing with a toaster at 2 am?
Agnès: Toast bread
Ray: But it's an old thing
Aldo: What do you mean?
Agnès: Like 1975 old
Goffredo (drunk): What a old hag
Aldo: Shut up you're older
Goffredo (drunk) : I'm not old, okay?! You're the old hag
Vincent: Is it still burning ?
Agnès: Non non, everything's fine now. Willy is at the basement, the light will be back soon
2:28 am
Aldo: Thank God the power is on
Goffredo (drunk): Nan it's off here
Vincent: Click on the switch
Goffredo: Why there's the freaking sun in my room
Aldo: It's light, dumbass
Goffredo: Why is the sun gone now?
Thomas: Have you touched the switch?
Goffredo: Ya
Willy: Guys why there’s so many bottles in the basement ?
Ray: Wdym so many bottles?
Willy: Like home made alcohol with a sticker were it's wrote a thing that I can't read and 1958 on it
Janusz: It's me
Thomas: Why?
Janusz: It's from my dad
Aldo: And why it's in our basement ?
Janusz: I brought them when I came
Willy: Jan, there's 23 bottles
Janusz: Ya I know
Agnès: We should use them
Vincent: You're sure? It's quite old
Agnès: Don't worry i manage
Willy: There's wiśniówka, I bring it?
Janusz: Tak. What year?
Willy: 78
Janusz: Good
Ray: What do we do with the toaster?
Aldo:Call Giulio ask him when he come back
Thomas: I can try to fix it
Vincent: No
Thomas: Why
Aldo: Last time you made a fire
Vincent: So you don't touch to electricity again
Goffredo (drunk): It made lightning !
Thomas: Goffredo, you promised to not tell anymore about that part
Goffredo (drunk): But it was fun
Aldo: Goffredo, go sleep
Vincent: Yes we should go to sleep