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1. Looking For: Cats (Found a Husband Instead) by CloudCatsAndGoggles

   Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

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   • Work in Progress

   13 Aug 2026

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   • Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Midoriya Izuku
   • Midoriya Izuku & Shinsou Hitoshi
   • Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic
   • Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi
   • Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
   • Midoriya Izuku
   • Shinsou Hitoshi
   • Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic
   • Kaminari Denki
   • Midoriya Inko
   • Yagi Toshinori | All Might
   • Kayama Nemuri | Midnight
   • Tsukauchi Naomasa
   • Bakugou Katsuki
   • Online Dating
   • Age Difference
   • Quirkless Midoriya Izuku
   • Midoriya Izuku Does Not Go to U.A. High School
   • Teacher Midoriya Izuku
   • Analyst Midoriya Izuku
   • Simp Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
   • Soft Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
   • First Dates
   • Getting Together
   • Adult Midoriya Izuku
   • Pro Hero Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
   • Fluff
   • Humor
   • Mutual Pining
   • Simp Midoriya Izuku
   • Idiots in Love
   • Slice of Life
   • Aizawa Shouta Falls First
   • Midoriya Izuku Overthinks Everything
   • Quirk Discrimination (My Hero Academia)
   • Yagi Toshinori | All Might Bashing
   • Midoriya Inko Bashing
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Petty Midoriya Izuku
   • Supportive Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
   • Shinsou Hitoshi is a Good Friend
   • Forehead Kisses
   • Sleepy Kisses
   • Cuddles
   • Married at First Sight (Sort of)
   • Marriage
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Healthy Relationships
   • Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit
   • Aizawa Shouta is so here for it
   • Protective Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
   • Found Family
   • choosing each other
   • tinder au
   • slow emotional burn
   • Aizawa Shouta has Four Cats and One Husband
   • There is so much coffee
   • Consent is Sexy
   • Happy Ending
   • coffee as a love language
   • Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is Whipped
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff

   Summary

   Wanted: One emotionally unavailable man with poor dating instincts and low expectations. Must like cats.

   Unfortunately for Shota, Izuku Midoriya answered.

   Turns out, making the worst Tinder profile imaginable only works if nobody as curious as Izuku ever sees it.

   ---

   You've been matched on Q-Connect+

   HeroNerd: Is your profile intentionally concerning?

   SleepingRedFlag:Yes.

   HeroNerd: Huh.

   HeroNerd:That's actually kind of fascinating.

   ---

   After years of quirkist discouragement kept him from pursuing heroics, Izuku built a career analyzing people instead. Shōta, meanwhile, has been forced onto a dating app by Present Mic and intends to repel every possible match with cats, coffee, a sleeping bag, and blunt warnings about his terrible schedule.

   Most people see red flags.
   Izuku sees a puzzle.

   What begins with one strange profile becomes late-night conversations, mutual curiosity, and the unexpected comfort of finding someone who never asks the other to perform.

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