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1. Hey, Sweetheart. You're Awfully Quiet. by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   01 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Ryland Grace/Rocky
   • Ryland Grace
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Sex Toys
   • Sex Toys under Clothing
   • Butt Plugs
   • Kind Of
   • closest point of comparison fs tho
   • Protective Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Protective Ryland Grace
   • Possessive Behavior
   • Possessive Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Coming Untouched
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Eridians Have Ovipositors (Project Hail Mary)
   • Sexual Use of the Eridian Abdominal Hole (Project Hail Mary)
   • Eridian Abdominal Hole Fingering (Project Hail Mary)
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Dom Ryland Grace
   • Sub Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • implied switch behavior technically but that's how their dynamic shakes out in this one
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • Established Relationship
   • Rocky Watches Ryland Grace Sleep
   • POV Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work
   • Rocky as a Vibrator (Project Hail Mary)

   Summary

   Grace has many Earth sayings that Rocky has grown fond of. To use one of his most favorite, in Rocky’s defense, he had assumed that humans, due to their unfortunate condition of being extraneously fleshy and containing concerning amounts of liquid, were being dramatic, as humans often are, about the impact of small scale penetration for slightly extended periods of time. But Rocky loves his Grace very much and likes giving him nice things, so he intends to uncover the truth for himself.

   Upon further investigation, he fears the humans were not, in fact, being dramatic.

   //

   Or, Rocky figures out what a butt plug is, decides to test run one on himself with the intention of eventually putting it in Grace, and gets his shit wrecked, in that order.

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