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Current Objective by Unhinged_InACute_Way
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Gray Man (2022), The Gray Man Series - Mark Greaney
01 Aug 2026
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Summary
I never expected sex could be like this. Mostly because I've also never considered sex to be that big of a deal. I'm no stranger to my own hand so I figured I'd probably enjoy it, but being inexperienced never bothered me. I never saw ‘37 year old virgin' as the insult it was clearly meant to be. Many people seemed to think I was missing out but I can't say I’ve felt that for myself. I've always just thought sex could be fun if nothing else, and if I got the chance I'd give it a shot.
Sex is more than just fun. I can honestly say I'd never even considered the possibility that sex might be this good. It might just be because of him though. I've never been high but I think this is what it must be like. He's an absolute wreck and the fact that I did that goes straight to my head. I'm doing this, I'm making him feel like this. I'm making him cry with how good it is, I'm making his eyes roll back in his head and I'm going to make him cum. Me. No one else. Some selfish and unrealistic part of me wants to be the best he's ever had. The only one he's ever going to have from now on.
Series
- Part 1 of to teach a guard dog new tricks