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As I walked away from PK Academy, alone, Terushashi came up to me carrying movie tickets in her winter coat pockets.
“There is Saiki kun! I, the perfect pretty girl, will invite him to this movie where I’ll pretend to sleep on his shoulder! This will definitely make him say ‘Oh wow!’ over twenty times! Maybe even over fifty times!” Terushashi thought.
Good grief. I really don’t want to go to this movie with her. I have a lot of reasons why, like how she drags a lot of attention everywhere she goes, or the fact that watching a movie is pretty pointless because I can read everyone’s thoughts and get spoiled either way.
But, you really can’t reject a Terushashi invite, especially in front of a bunch of people. That would go against the rules of god.
She’s coming right now to ask. Good grief.
”Hey Saiki kun! Do you want to come to this amazing movie with me? I accidentally bought an extra movie ticket and I didn’t want to waste the ticket, so I decided to invite you!” Terushashi asked me.
I slowly nodded my head.
”Let’s go! Saiki said yes! Sooner or later he’s going to say his first ‘Oh wow!’ I can’t wait!”
I walked with Terushashi to the movie theater in absolute silence. Walking around with a pretty girl, like I said, gets a lot of unnecessary attention. For example, that grown man’s thoughts right next to us is this:
”I swear, I’m going to stab that pink haired dude with my pocket knife when I get the chance.”
Not really a cute ‘date’ isn’t it?
A couple minutes later, we made it to the movie theater, and we walked inside. We then started to picked our seats. Coincidentally, only two seats were left, and they were right next to each other.
”Oh! What a coincidence! There’s only two seats left! I guess we’ll have to sit together.” Terushashi stated.
Good grief. I swear, this fanfic is starting to feel unoriginal. Maybe it’s because we already sat together at the movies in season one.
Well I should probably get going to this movie. I already know the entire plot and how it ends though. The movie is actually quite boring. The main character falls in love with the other main character, who doesn’t love her back. It’s a slow burn, and the movie ends with no romantic development between the two.
”Saiki kun? Should we get some snacks? I’ll get some gummy bears for you and a medium sized popcorn to share.” Terushashi said.
After she grabbed our snacks, we walked to our seats in the middle of the theater. Terushashi tried to make some small talk with me before the movie started, but I didn’t reply. Maybe that would make my likability meter go down for her.
”Oh hey Saiki kun! The movie is starting!” Terushashi whispered to me.
I watched the movie because I was bored, but halfway through, Terushashi fell asleep. I decided that I should definitely go home.
I made us invisible so nobody saw me carrying her, and I teleported her home. I also wiped her memory of anything related to that movie just in case she wondered how she got home.
Then after waiting for the cooldown, I teleported back home.