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1. feeling kind of freaky (maybe it's the moonlight) by alilbitgay

   Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   02 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal
   • Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness
   • aaa fluff week day 8
   • Wrong Number AU
   • deeply awkward rio with phone anxiety (does not want to be here)
   • They/Them Pronouns for Rio Vidal
   • phone sex hotline operator agatha
   • agatha is anne hathaway in valentine's day basically
   • you wanted pizza but you got agatha harkness instead
   • (she will also bring you pizza)
   • meet-cute? more like meet-awkward

   Summary

   The phone rings for an absurdly long amount of time before a raspy voice picks up. “Hi there. Nice to hear from you this evening.”

   “Uh… hi.” The pizzeria employee sounds… sexier than Rio was imagining. Not that they were imagining anything, necessarily, they’re just not used to being seduced when trying to order food. “Can I place an order for delivery?”

   There’s a long pause on the other end of the line. “Are you looking for roleplay?”

   “Sorry, what?”

   A long-suffering sigh. “Hon, do you know what number you called?”

   or: rio, new in town, tries the number of a new pizza place and gets agatha's phone sex hotline instead.

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