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1. The Hot Topic of Dressing a Demon by EyesOnHisThighs for texacilian

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   02 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley & Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Crowley & Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Slorch
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley & Muriel Friendship (Good Omens)
   • Slorch - Freeform
   • Lord Archduke Slorch The Vile
   • SlorchWeek
   • Dildos
   • BDSM clothing

   Summary

   Aziraphale and Muriel will need to infiltrate Hell in order to solve a caper. They can't just walk into Hell looking like angels. They'll need outfits and Aziraphale insists the act of finding the right demonic look must be done properly. Muriel has just the idea! With the help of a slightly whiney, yet supportive demon, Aziraphale and Muriel find themselves in a magical land for an understated, yet unhinged, shopping trip.

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